You can take a person out of Hetalia but you can't take Hetalia out of a person i guess

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You can take a person out of Hetalia but you can't take Hetalia out of a person i guess
So I was just running around and found Dancing Green at the driftdowns...
And decided to find all of the arcadion peeps bc I love them sm and found Honey next at the coffee spot in Solution 9
And then Vamp was in the apartment I think that was originally Brutes? Either way yeah she has a thing with Honey-
Then the bj brothers were chilling under the top right of solution nine under the upper area
Finally, took me forever to find Tyrant but he's at the hunter base outside
(Brute, Retsarra, and Pomb are in the green room with Metem)
the fruity four but make it hollywood au (1/x)
actor!steve who’s newly famous for his leading role in last year’s hit romantic comedy, everybody and their mother is in love with the guy, his face is on every fucking billboard across the country, he’s charming and funny and god is he attractive and eddie is so fucking over it.
eddie munson--lead singer and guitarist for successful metal band corroded coffin--doesn’t even know steve harrington but he’s annoyed by him nonetheless. by what, he’s not really sure. his success? his popularity? how his face is literally everywhere eddie turns? who knows! eddie writes him off as another one hit wonder actor who will flop in his next feature or burn out in the next five years from doing too much too fast and not being able to handle the workload or the stardom
but then he meets steve at some 30 under 30 in hollywood party, and he's not at all how eddie expected. they become sort of friends that night, and in the following weeks eddie starts to learn more about hollywood's newest heartthrob
like how steve never really wanted to be an A-list actor, how he never saw himself in the romcom game at first. he learns how steve got his start as a stunt double on a couple of decent coming of age/teenage hijinks action adventure films, how he spent most of his twenties absolutely broke, living paycheck to paycheck and constantly worried between jobs
how steve met his best friend robin (a makeup artist) on the set of his first real gig, and how he pulls her in to any and all of his projects now that he’s a big name (not that she isn’t talented in her own right, she’s damn good at what she does, but they've always looked out for each other like this in the near decade they've known each other). she's been his "date" on more than one red carpet this year, and every couple of months steve has to publicly squash the dating rumors that start to circle them
how steve met his ex-girlfriend nancy wheeler (yes, that nancy wheeler, picture perfect girl-next-door older sister on one of the most famous sitcoms of the last decade) when she starred in a movie where steve was her co-lead’s stunt double, how they dated for about a year and then broke up but stayed friends, even when she went through her rebellious phase and broke out of her cookie cutter miss-teen-perfect shell and had a bit of a "wild child" phase before settling into the indie film scene for a while and fading into the background for a couple of years
how steve never wanted to be an actor--like, not even a little bit--but on this one gig he flirted a little too much with this one casting director that he really liked, and then the next thing he knows he’s being cast as a supporting part in a six part mini series that sort of blew up one summer before everyone immediately forgot about it when fall programming began airing
fast forward a year or so and he’s still doing stunt work--with name recognition comes a steadier stream of gigs, so he's happy with what he's doing, he likes stunt work--when something goes wrong and he gets a pretty bad concussion (just another in a long line of them) and his agent tells him it might be time to hang it up for good for the sake of his health
but he doesn’t know what else to do, he has a little money saved from the mini series but it’s not enough and he needs a new plan, and robin--sweet, sweet robin--tells him about this movie she’s about to start working on where the male lead had to back out last minute and the directors are scrambling and she may have slipped steve’s headshot to the casting director when she caught him having a breakdown in the back room of the studio...
...and that's how steve gets his big break, starring in a well written romcom with an unknown cast that does big numbers at the box office, launching all of them into stardom overnight
and eddie is fascinated by all of this because, well, he thought steve was for sure a nepotism baby or some shit because he’s pretty sure steve grew up with money (he did, but he left it behind to move to LA and pursuit his dreams) and eddie just assumed his dad was a big name producer or something and that’s how steve got into all of this
so the two of them start hanging out and they become fast friends, always photographed getting coffee together trying to avoid the paparazzi or showing up to hollywood's hottest parties together (in an attempt to get both of their agents off their backs and actually show their faces in public) and buzzfeed starts to write these articles about how they're the most unlikely of friends
it takes them six months to start dating.
it takes another year before the press catches wind of it, and by that time they're already living together in a three bedroom luxury apartment in LA with robin and nancy sharing a place right down the hall. steve bought a ring. it sits in robin's sock drawer so eddie won't find it before steve's ready to pop the question
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Wolfstar Dating-App Meet-Cute
Sirius and Remus match on a dating app
Sirius is very into the frail, “hot” nerd look
Remus is very into Sirius’s everything, but thinks there’s no chance in hell he ever has a shot with the guy. He just stares at his profile and fantasizes. He can’t bring himself to swipe it away, scared that it’ll be the last time he ever sees those beautiful tattoos and the silky black hair and the cute earrings paired with that confident smile… sigh. And he can’t just take a picture and moon over that, that’d be totally creepy!
So whenever he opens the app, it’s to Sirius’s dating profile which in consequence means he can’t swipe anymore.
Oh well, he didn’t really think this dating app thing would work to begin with.
Until- on the third day of opening and closing the app he accidentally gives the guy a superlike!
Remus is mortified! This is so embarrassing! Now Sirius will think he actually believes he has a chance! Only weirdos give superlikes! Ahhh! He screams into his pillow.
He’s so distracted in fact that he doesn’t notice the app telling him “It’s a match!”. At least not until he gets a notification! From Sirius!
Because, meanwhile, Sirius has been absolutely elated that the cutest guy on the app has given him a superlike! Jackpot! Of course he’s going to text him immediately!
Remus can’t believe his eyes. This must me a dream.
But he obviously can’t ghost the guy! He deserves better! Who is Remus to make him upset!!! No one’s probably ever ghosted Sirius! And he will definitely not be the one to start!
So they talk.
And they bond over their mutual love for dogs and political activism.
Turns out there’s a LGBTQIA+ demo in their city in a few days!
And Sirius wants to go with him!
And if it’s for queer rights Remus can’t possibly say no, right? It’s for the greater good!
So they meet. And Remus is extremely shy at first because Sirius in real life is a thousand times prettier and cooler than on his profile. How is that even possible!
Luckily Sirius thinks Remus’s initial nervousness only makes him cuter!
And Sirius is excellent in bringing people out of their shell. Remus doesn’t even need much coaxing!
He accidentally starts heavily flirting with Sirius after only a few minutes. He just doesn’t realize that’s what he’s doing. He’s only saying what’s on his mind! Sirius deserves to know that the color of his eyes looks lovelier than the summer sky!
So Sirius falls. And Remus does to. How could he not?
They fall madly in love with each other and after a few months they move in together. Then they adopt a dog. They go to every queer and human rights rally in their vicinity.
And obviously they delete the dating app. They will never need it again.
A few months in, Remus comes clean about the accidental superlike and three-day-pining over Sirius’s pictures.
Five minutes later, Sirius is still laughing.
“Did you ever wonder why my profile was still there, even after 3 days?”
“Um, no? What do you mean?”
“If I hadn’t liked you, you wouldn’t have been able to see it anymore!”
“Oh.”
stephanie brown
Says that she can break dance. She cannot.
Underrated Oscar line: *eyeroll* "I'm assuming whatever weird magic this is doesn't come with an infinite supply of money?"
I love how his brand of humor is like. A sarcastic variation of Oz's. Deadpan energy to replace whimsy. Youthful sass vs affectionate teasing. Less joke-y and more of a darkly humorous commentary. Tired teen boy.
Time to ramble cause I can and therefore will! I appreciate that Oscar's simultaneously kept in touch with his sense of humor ("I never agreed to these terms!" "And just to clarify, this is the easy option?" "You wanna make it?" "I thought you guys would appreciate a hot meal after... spending all day looking for me, apparently." "Happy... Huntresses." "Haaaave you always been able to do that?" "This might be a problem." "Great." "Switch sides, huh?"), as well as adopting more of Oz's lighthearted humor/amused manner, especially in Atlas volumes ("*small laugh* I shouldn't be surprised you're so familiar with fairytales." "You and me both." "I get the feeling there's been a few of those tonight.")
Similarly, Ozpin's humor/overall manner has gained that wry Oscar tint ("Maybe you've taken one too many hits." "Don't you get it?") without losing his own brand ("I didn't say you were normal; I said you were sane. There's quite a significant difference between-" "I've lived through my share of them.")
I especially love when it feels like an evolution/combination of both their senses of humor, like something either of them might say, but typically still said in their own character voice, like "I do hope those weren't Beacon graduates" followed by "Y'know, sometimes the burden of saving the world feels overwhelming. But then people like that come along and make me grateful that it's our job and not theirs." Those lines are both said in their own way (though the VAs do utilize a bit of the other's vocal quality) but lean into the shared parts of each other's humor.
"We can't just wave it like a magic wand and make our problems go away" has the Oscar dryness & sassy delivery paired with Ozpin's tendency for metaphor. If Oz had said that line, it'd have erred on the side of playful teasing to lighten the mood, but with Oscar it's a tired expression of reality. "Oh dear. Ambrosius." keeps Ozpin's character voice while emulating the vibe of Oscar's short-form situational comments.
"I think you're needed elsewhere." is another nice example of Oscar's functional humor gaining Oz's amusement, as well as fitting both of their proclivity for affectionate teasing. Or, again, "Maybe you've taken one too many hits." (Listen, Oz hasn't had much chance to joke since v5, I only have so much to work with here) combines Oz's light humor in dark times with Oscar's particular vibe of sassy commentary on the negative of a situation. It serves to lighten the mood, but also to acknowledge the problem and progress the conversation, teasing and prompting at once. In this way, outside of the initial "Hmm," it primarily resembles Oscar's style.
[Side note: while Oscar's attempt at impersonating Ozpin was excellent and mostly convincing, his dryly unamused affect gave him away (to me, at least) -- he said an Ozpin thing in an Ozpin voice, but his deadpan delivery was far too Oscar.]
Just. I love the way they embody this combo. Amused sarcasm and sarcastic amusement. Old man sass + teenage boy sass. It pairs well and I'm looking forward to seeing more and watching it evolve. Hopefully they'll have more opportunities for jokes now that they're not, y'know, being tortured in a war.
PS: Oz has laughed at Oscar's jokes several times; now all we need is the inverse. C'mon, Vacuo, give us the good Content!
got in an epic atheist debate with my (sunni) roommate now it’s 1:45 and we’re watching a shia lecture on my tv