Starwars: Rebels as Brooklyn 99 quotes!
Dude I have so many of these it’s a problem
Ezra: Why is everyone staring at me?
Sabine: Dude you just called Kanan your dad
Kanan: Do you see me as a father figure?
Ezra: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure. Cause you’re always bothering me.
Zeb: Hey! Show your father some respect.
Sabine: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Minister Tua: I’ve made promises to my superiors that I most certainly cannot keep.
Sabine: They’ll deny everything. We need proof.
Chopper: *translated from bianary* So, let’s get it. Step one: put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it in poison.
Sabine: That’s step one? What’s step two?
Chopper: Tell their widows they were thieves.
Thrawn: I’m fine at parties. I stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.
Hondo: Great! Who are we killing? I won’t do kids, that’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if that kid is a dick.
Cham: I don’t want my only daughter dating a screw up.
Kanan: Well, I don’t want my only girlfriend daughtering a jerk-dad.
Hera: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Ezra: Okay but in my defense Sabine bet me 15 credits that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Hera: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank shampoo?
Ezra: What? No. You’re the one farting bubbles.
Derek “Hobbie” Klivian: Please, whatever your idea is, I just don’t want to get shot again.
Hera: Hobbie, it was paint-ball, suck it up.
Hobbie: Isn’t this supposed to be an apology?
Hera: You’re right I’m sorry.
Hera, to Ahsoka who’s standing next to her: I mean I shot my husband with a real blaster two years ago, and it comes up way less than this.