#angry shitpost

[whosbian]

tim minear don’t you dare test me i’m about to pull bobby down from heaven buffy the vampire slayer season 6 episode 1 “bargaining, part one” style.

someone find me a baby deer

[icankillyouwithjustoneword]

do you ever wake up and your brain's like:

Today we're angry!!

[opera-shitpost]

A list of solutions that could literally have saved the lives of several opera characters:

Go see a therapist

End up as a polyamorous relationship

Be respectful of other people’s boundaries

TALK TO PEOPLE

Infatuation =/= love

Wait for at least a short while before engaging in drastic actions

Use your brain to think rather than your heart

Use strictly non-violent solutions to get what you want

Don’t do certain things solely because you’re crazy in love with someone, you will regret it

Settle for better person in the cast as a romantic partner. Maybe it will work out? Maybe it won’t? At least there will be less blood.

GET AS FAR AWAY FROM YOUR TOXIC LOVE INTEREST AS POSSIBLE

No, seriously, using your fucking braincells will save lives, including your own, especially your own

[there’s probably more I could include, but you get the idea]

[no-its-aditi]

taylor WROTE that music. taylor our THOUGHT and EFFORT into every single one of those songs. taylor planted EASTER EGGS into those lyrics for her fans. taylor PERFORMED those songs in front of sold out shows. taylor came up with the concepts for EACH and EVERY ONE OF THOSE ALBUMS. and what did sc*tt and sc**ter do? NOTHING. sure scott “discovered” taylor but taylor was the one who put all of that HARD WORK and EFFORT into each and every one of those songs and lyrics and albums, crafting them bit by bit. so @those crappy men STOP TAKING CREDIT FOR HER WORK STOP ACTING LIKE ITS YOURS STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUT TIME AND EFFORT INTO IT because you’re not. in conclusion, don’t mess with taylor because it ain’t gonna end well. ily t ❤️

[whosbian]

[fruitcakebro]

I am once again reminded how much I hate my printer. It is getting to the point of being genuinely impressive how many different and unique ways this printer has found to fuck up my page layout.

1st attempt: I said print as booklet. It printed the correct page layout, single-sided, on twice as many pages as nessecery.

2nd attempt: Printed only the first 4 pages, and printed them tiny for some reason.

3rd attempt: Said print double sided, with the page layout I wanted instead of saying to print as booklet. It did exactly what I said, except it printed half of the pages upside-down. Printed two pages the correct way, and then on the back of that sheet it would print the correct pages but upside down, so as to ruin those pages.

I am starting to believe that my printer has gained sentience, and is using it's power in the most spiteful, vindictive way possible.

I am genuinely unsure what I could be doing differently. Why, printer? What did I ever do to you??

And dad, why? Literally the entire rest of the family said this printer was a bad choice, but you insisted on getting it anyway, for a function we don't even use!

[hecatescrystalshitpost]

me when my beloved ( @daydream-cement ) bullies me and violates me ( says that larissa doesnt have a mommy kink )

[hecatescrystalshitpost]

me to the 1 person from paris that shoved 7 year old me out of the way