Listen Episode 5 has a special place in my heart. This is how it would play out in this au - Lee and Donnie both start their cycles and think they're dying since that kind of thing isn't supposed to be discussed.
Draxum (who's gonna have a different name maybe?) is not surprised in the least that two of her sons are afab. Smthn smthn she's a woman of science and could tell when they met
Maybe Splinter is a trans man too that would be fun. I'm just kinda gettin' silly with it. Trans people existed in the Edwardian era so transphobes can actually fuck off. I love History and I WILL be pretentious about idgaf
Anyway if you're not transphobic enjoy this funky au
Transcript:
Leo: AND I'M SO VERY SORRY YOU BET ON THE WRONG HORSE! TELL MY BROTHERS I LOVE THEM!
Donnie: wh'happen?
Mikey: Lee's yellin' again..
Raph: *yawn*
Raph: I'm sure he's just being dramatic again...
Raph: OH MY HEAVENS DONNIE IS BLEEDING!
Donnie: HUH!?
Donnie: I NEVER GOT TO GO TO COLLEG!
Leo: I NEVER GOT TO WEAR A REAL SUIT!
Draxum: Why must you always cause such a ruckus?

















