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Feeling something so strong that I'm either going to explode or bite someone

#another normal day #probably the rain fucking with my blood pressure again #knowledge that doesn't really make me feel better #personal #shitpost #mentally I'm very close to aggression but physically I'm goo

Lan Xichen: How was the honeymoon?

Wei WuXian: Lan Zhan got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate.

Wei WuXian: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt.”

Marionette: Well it took me nearly 30 years but I've put the children to rest.

Security: I killed the man who did it.

Marionette: We're a good team, Lefty why don’t you help us?

Lefty: I got my own problems.

Marionette: Like what? Not enough coffee in the morning?

Lefty: Well first off I met a robot who body swapped with a teenager, I learnt the parents of said teenager were shit and I was the only one who could reverse the body swap and restore him to his correct body, I had to be his support the whole time, he's a great kid regardless and his parents didn’t see it, so I adopted him and his sister. I hunted down an elusive robot who was killing teenaged girls then stealing their looks, it was gruesome when I found a whole trash pile of organs and bones in that scrap yard, it also smelled badly, I caught a big rabbbit and turned him into a harmless toy, now he's living in a little enclosure I built. Then I found Funtime Freddy and we had a brawl in the shed, I saved a teenaged girl but I dislocated my arm, I performed surgery to remove four Minirennas from a man's body, I saved a boy named Oscar from getting run over by a train, I stopped a man from becoming corrupted and being a vessel for something evil, I had to smash an Ella Doll to pieces because this poor woman couldn’t sleep at all, I undid an evil curse on a teenager and to top it off, someone smashed my favourite coffee mug.

Marionette & Security: .....

Marionette: What?

Lefty: I'd like to stay and keep talking but it's time to pick my kids up from school.

Marionette: YOUR KIDS???

Lefty: Alec and Hazel, it's time for me to collect them from school. Weren’t you paying attention?

#Another normal day #Quote #Lefty Marionette and Security Talk #five nights at freddy's #fazbear frights #I am Machine—AU #Lefty #Security Puppet #Marionette #Lefty's always on the go doing things while the Puppets are like: Purpose complete I can now die in peace #Mari & Security: We killed the man behind the slaughter!#Lefty: There are robots that can body swap with kids did you know that?#Mari & Security: THEY CAN DO WHAT?!?!#Alec and Hazel mentioned

REAL DISCORD FACTS

Today on the discord, we made a court to find out who was the person who was changing the members' names, I don't know why but I'm laughing so far, Two guys gave Rage, And they started cursing and blaming the people who were calling with them, And the guys were also threatening to slap the guy who did it.

Also on the same day, a bot went crazy and started giving jobs to everyone.

Another normal day at discord, right?

#real facts on discord #another normal day #:)