#anvilhedge

[callmekaza]

Dunk carrying his baby everywhere, even during training, in a baby sling. After he finds out the truth about Egg, he is immediately scolding Daeron for not watching Egg with his hands on his hips and baby carried on his chest. Like literally walking around, talking with his hands, and gently bouncing Eyva to soothe her while showing his disappointment to Daeron. He is a skilled multitasker.

Lyonel is turned on and entertained. Maekar is bright red and turned on. Baelor is grinning like a fool and making plans and turned on. Raymun is off nodding in agreement and so full of pride (and also attracted to his future husband).

Daeron to his credit thinks this is a new dream but doesn’t exactly hate it. He just wished that he didn’t see his father like that in front of him.

[kill-bill33]

Modern AU Egg passing Dunk something to read (homework or smt idk) and Dunk pulls some glasses from his pocket

Baelor? Hard as a fucking rock.

Maekar? Using a pillow to cover his crotch.

Lyonel? Very close to leaping across the desk to climb Dunk like a tree.

[fdblaize]

my spearhedge & anvilhedge agenda goes like this: dunk and baelor are soulmates with their names written on each other's wrists. however, they never really find out because dunk cannot read and never introduces himself as dunk to baelor. after ashford, maekar hunts down dunk and egg, fully intent on dragging his errant son home and when he catches up he finds out about dunk's mark. cue the revelation: the fact that dunk's soulmate is already lost to him and his very act of chivalry dragged his soulmate into the stranger's hand, the fact that maekar not only murdered his brother but also laid hands and bloodied the only remnant of his brother's soul. two murderers, both alike in tragedy. now on to fair summerhall where we lay our scene, maekar does not what fuck to do with the hedge knight and dunk does not know what fuck he's doing there. they train (dunk feels this need to become a worthy warrior bearing baelor's name and maekar feels that he owes it to baelor to equip this raggedy ass knight with the know how to survive, to be strong and even stronger), they orbit around each other like two fucked up things, they go through various blackfyre rebellions together, they bang eventually. enter the most pitiful relationship ever south of the wall, where they both feel like the other is just using them as a stand in for baelor. they both fall deeply tho :(

[yes-these-obsessions-are-healthy]

My favorite inevitable exchange in fics is when Dunk gets thrown into the lap of luxury after landing his noble/royal husband(s) and he balks and says he’s a lowly hedge knight unworthy of it and his beau(s) go “who said you were? 😠”

Bruh, society.

[froggypogs]

Age reversal and omegaverse au, Dunk is older and is the half brother to Daeron the good. They grow up together, Dunk is his good brother alongside Brynden Rivers, they train together, learn letters and numbers together and even share all their worries and fears with one another. Daeron names him his sword and they are always seen in each other's company, sharing stories and telling jokes. Daeron names him Ser Duncan the Tall and says he is the people's champion.

Dunk is there when Daeron II Targaryen marries Myriah Martell. He is present when Baelor, Aerys, Rhaegal, and Maeker are born. He saw them through their infancy, childhood and then their teenage faze eventually he saw them as men grown.

Unfortunately his nephews inherited their Targaryen inclination towards family members, in particular, Dunk himself. Dunk is as always oblivious when it comes to romantic overtures.

It starts with Baelor saying when he is older he will marry Dunk and make him a proper Targaryen wife, then Aerys says he'll accompany Dunk into the shared bathing quarters and read to him, Rhaegal drags Dunk into dancing and making merry all the time, Maeker challenges him everyday and is relentless in making Dunk cross swords with him. Dunk just thinks their being good Targaryen Princes and that they like to keep up with their family members in all manner of ways, he does not notice when they start marking him in their scents or when other courtiers get scared away from their overzealous peacocking.

Daeron is the one who gets to spend the most time with Dunk obviously and his children think that it is extremely unfair (screw the fact that he is king, am I right? His children think so) they whine and throw tantrums whenever Dunk is away for too long (going on political journeys to settle disputes or beat down any Blackfyre riots). When Dunk comes back his time is completely monopolised by Daeron, Myriah and their children. His only spare time is spent soothing his horses and when he goes to sleep.

[drrattt]

Maekar closed his eyes, all tension he'd just lost in his body coming back at a unparalleled speed.

Of all the fucking times for Aerion to show up.

After 4 years in self imposed exile after being forced into court mandated therapy and a year in a juvenile detention centre. (Although even Maekar could admit it was more like a resort for rich kids than an actual correctional unit) Aerion decided now was the perfect time to come home.

No call, no text, nothing.

Then he has the audacity to burst into his office, storming to its side room while giving some fucking granious speech about the prodigal son coming home. Only to yell at him, his father, for being in the middle of some very important business.

Although he could see there why Aerion may have a problem.

Since the business was knotting the omega who'd been a pivotal person in Aerions guilty charge.

Still.

He could at least leave and close the fucking door instead of standing there trying to berate him.

Beneath him Duncan whined, face buried deep into the daybed Maekar had bought specifically for them.

"Will you shut the fuck up boy! Leave this fucking room, close the fucking door and go to the reception room until I'm ready to deal with you"

As his father snarled at him, Aerion started back in disbelief at being scolded like a child.

Hissing Aerion snapped " I will but know I'm ashamed to see my father fall so far in what he's willing to mate with"

Storming out before his father could answer back Aerion slammed the door shut before flouncing his way into the living room. Refusing to stand in the reception room like a stranger.

There he saw Daeron, surprisingly sober and a lot healthier looking than before.

"I see you decided to come back without any warning" his tone light as he bounced a child on his lap.

"I shouldn't have to announce myself when its my ho- What the fuck is that"

Large blue eyes stared directly into Aerions as he stared at the babe like it was a rat that had just scurried into the kitchen.

The thing then blew a spit bubble, causing Aerion to break the staring contest he was holding with the babe.

"Oh this is our little brother Vaegon"

[manzkageking]

Omega!Dunk gets pregnant, but he doesn't know who the father is, I mean it's between 5 people, but alas he doesn't which

[tired-w]

DO THE THING DO RHE THING!!!!

OKAY I'LL DO THE THING! (I also have 2 more asks asking me to do the thing so I am down to do it)

{CONTEXT}: A Fanart of Boxer Maekar which I reblogged with "I am tempted to do a thing.". That's it. Also, I want to fuck that old man so bad. I've always had a thing for boxers and just.... The things I would learn to do...... ANYWAAYYYYYYY!!!

Idea 1!!!!!

--- A Boxer and A Nanny ----

Dunk has always loved kids, enough for him to get a degree in general education and sign up with a Nanny agency. He's had a few jobs here and there but as he is just starting out he hasn't gotten a permanant position yet, until a family requests him by name. He has vaguely heard about the Targaryen's before, knowing they do sports related merchandise and such, having seen the dragon brand sports clothes every time he passes by the bougie store in the mall or occasionally will spot a hoodie while thrifting, but even then it's out of his price range. Even with that knowledge Dunk is coming into this job with a rather blank slate, so he enters and is introduced to Baelor and Maekar Targaryen, the primary parental figures of the mass of folks he'll be attending to. Daeron (24), Matarys Aelora Aelor (16), Aemon (14), Daella (12), Aegon (9), and Rhae (6). (I am including 2 of Rhaegal's kids for MAX VON TRAPP. Valarr, Aerion, and Daenora are at university)

The first few weeks of the job is a bit hectic as Dunk learns everyone's habits, dietary restrictions, schedules, and many many quirks but Dunk grew up between massive foster homes and on the streets of King's Landing, so taking care of a bunch of people proves to not be that hard. And so far he has had less stabbing attempts, though Daeron did try in a panic night terror but he was easy enough to calm down and Rhae is honestly still trying as she "wants his blood for a love potion"... Which honestly is not the weirdest thing Dunk has had to face. BUT Dunk does eventually catch his stride as he takes care of everyone by himself, though he does wonder what the men of the house do for work.

He continues not knowing until late one Friday night all of the older kids, and Daeron who has slowly been getting better and no longer wants to be considered in the kids category thank you very much.. Though still uses Dunk like a pillow just as his younger siblings do. Dunk walks out from making everyone a snack to watch, apron and everything when he sees Maekar Targaryen on one side of the ring. Sweaty, bruised, but with a smirk that could make the devils shake in fear, and Dunk finally realizes who he works for. "The Hammer and The Anvil", the boxing coach and his boxer brother with an enviable winning record.

Though, the realization isn't what makes Dunk freeze truly, it's the sight of his bosses chest moving up and down with every breathe. It's... definitely something. Dunk has never enjoyed watching violence but he can't tear his eyes away and sits with the family as they talk and make comments, all of them willing to teach Dunk a long the way and erupting into celebration when Maekar won. Though it seems Daeron was the only person to catch Dunk's wandering eyes and at the end of the night, whispers in Dunk's ear that he wouldn't mind calling Dunk mom, laughing as Dunk turns scarlet and making the nanny almost wish he hadn't helped get Daeron sober so he wouldn't have noticed his wandering eyes. Almost.

A few days later Maekar comes home in the middle of the night as Dunk had been stress cleaning the floors after Daeron had spent the whole day calling him mom, the older man wobbling and slipping right into his nanny's arms. Dunk panics and tries to make sure Maekar is okay only for the man to shove him away and grumble that he's fine. Despite that, Dunk forces him to sit down and rushes off to get him a lemonade, painkillers, and a few cookies that he baked with Daeron while the kids were at school. Maekar begrudgingly accepts though even with his blackened eye he sees Dunk's eyes following his bare forearms with every move, and preens a bit. It has been the first time in years Maekar has come home to a calm house, and even longer since he came home to a sweet thing in a frilly apron openly staring at him.

Dunk flushes like a repressed 50's housewife while Maekar lusts like a republican looking for a scandal

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Dunk is blushing and fiddling his hands at Maekar sweaty, leaned back, bloody, and breathing heavily in what is an objectively erotic position. Maekar is jerking off to security camera footage Dunk standing in an apron in his kitchen and baking.