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[mourningmythos]

Lore Olympus x Haunted Mansion

"Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, (im)mortal state."

I've had this concept in my head for a while, of various Lore Olympus characters as the stretching portraits in the Haunted Mansion. Where did this idea come from? I don't know, but both Lore Olympus and Disney are a huge comfort for me so I'm not surprised it happened.

Should I make this into a whole series? I have a few ideas, and maybe I'll extend it to more than just the portraits, but other Haunted Mansion characters too

[incorrect-au-master]

Question for Aphrodite: who's better in bed? Ares or Hephaestus?

Aphrodite: well... sex with Ares was... intense.

Aphrodite: i mean, he was so rough and passionate and had that hunky warrior's body, which was so hot, but also kinda... sloppy... sometimes...

Aphrodite: Hephaestus on the other hand, well... we had some trouble at the beggining.

Aphrodite: since he was much less experienced and there was not much he could do without his prostetics, i ended up having to do most of the job.

Aphrodite: BUUUT, then he started to figure out some new and creative ways for us to enjoy toguether and kept working on making them more efficient and pleasing.

Aphrodite: it's not perfect and not as exciting, but... it is something i'm more than willing to stick with <3

[hotdoghottakes]

Hair by L'Oréal

[dontknow-anymore]

Ares: *calls Zeus out on his bullshit*

Fandom and the Gods: You are doing great honey!

[thanatoastie]

Ares: I hate you

Zeus: I’m not going to take insults standing up!

Ares: *knocks out his knee caps*

Ares: I hate you

[biggest-dickest]

OH BIGGEST DICKEST HOW I MISS YOU

[spookyxspace]

Ok if y’all thought that Ares in his uniform was the hottest thing, then you aren’t ready for episode 99. Ares had me like.....

[jv-draws]

so ur telling me this didnt happen in chapter 92