#aro puns

[aro-culture-is]

Aro culture is not being obsessed with the roman empire

cause aROMANtic

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[disasterdemi]

[ID: Four frames, each with a drawing and caption. The first frame has a drawing of an arrow, captioned: “this arrow is used to kill”. The second frame has a drawing of a heart-tipped arrow, captioned: “this arrow is used to spread love”. The third frame has a drawing of a flaming arrow, captioned: “this arrow is used to burn things up”. The fourth and final frame has an image of the aromantic flag and is captioned: “this aro [spelled A.R.O.] is used to feeling societal pressure to repress their identity and value romantic relationships above all others”. End ID]

[queenshadowofleaves]

Some person: so who’s your crush?

Me, searching my brain: uhhhh yeah uhhh attraction towards someone, that’s around here somewhere-

[aromagni]

Embroidered Aro DIY Pride (Carnival of Aros, May 2020)

I enjoy embroidering and the main thing I embroider is patches, many of them having to do with aro or other queer pride things.  Above is a picture of the back of my denim vest along with most of the patches I have made with varying degrees of completion. Here is a link to a tutorial of 2 aro patches I posted previously (one is the aro arrow that is pictured above, the other is an aro arrowhead that is attached to the front of my vest currently).

Here is another link showing an aroace patch I made (which is also currently on the front of the denim vest). (below the cut is more specific descriptions of the various patches pictured above...a mix of image description and commentary)

(approximate top to bottom, left to right)

Queer Chemistry: Across the top of the denim vest are 5 square patches inspired by the queer chemistry enamel pin set.  In order: Aromantic flag (as element argon, Ar), Asexual flag (as element arsenic, As), rainbow flag representing both generally queer and neurodivergent (as element neodymium, Nd), nonbinary flag (as element niobium, Nb), and agender flag (as element silver, Ag).

Triple A battery: Outline of a battery on black fabric with 3 letter “A”’s inside, from left to right the A’s have aromantic, asexual, and agender pride flags. (this one is cut out but not completely turned into a patch).

Aro Arrow: an arrow made up of the aromantic pride flag.  It is on white fabric with a green rectangular border. (this one is complete but I haven’t place it on vest yet).

The following four patches are the ones not cut out from the white fabric:

Queer Pride chevron: queer chevron flag inside a shield-like shape.  The top of the shape is filled in with black and has the word “pride” embroidered in white.

Aro d20: Aro pride flag colors in the shape of a d20 dice (bc I’m a d&d nerd).  It has different colors in different triangles/sides making up the shape rather than even stripes.

Aro autisticat: The black silhouette of a cat with the rainbow infinity symbol for autism as a bowtie on its neck and a bow in aro colors on its tail.

Queer rainbow: a rainbow with the 8 colors of the original queer pride flag, with each color made of a single row of stitches along the arc of the rainbow.

The following are the ones towards the right of the white fabric:

Voidpunk Aro UFO: a UFO/spaceship with the word “Voidpunk” embroidered in blue across it which is shining down a beam of light in aro flag colors. (this is cut out from fabric but not turned into a patch yet).

Yellow Rose: I like roses and I like the yellow rose because it symbolized friendship.  This patch is on light yellow fabric with the rose embroidered in darker yellow and green leaves around it.  This is a completed patch with a tidy green border.

Aromatic Aromantic: This one is such a nerdy chemistry thing.  So, the basic type of aromatic molecules is a 6-carbon ring with 3 double bonds, and the simplistic way of depicting this is a hexagon with a circle inside of it.  This has the hexagon with a circle aromatic symbol in gold.  In between the hexagon and the circle is the aro pride flag.  I thought inside the circle looked plain so I added a bow and arrow inside of it in silver because of Artemis. Then across the top is the word “Aromantic”, mostly in white but the “n” is green such that reading just the white letters would say “Aromatic”, thus it can be read as “Aromatic Aromantic”.  (this one is not cut out from the black fabric it is on but is folded up so only this patch is visible).

[aroace-people-are-lgtbq]

A few years ago I was writing a story and I got to one of the end scenes and decided to go back and completely rewrite one character to be aro/ace/agender just so they could make a pun about Triple A when the car breaks down in the third to last scene.

Honestly, goals

-Mod Ama

[bi-aro-trash]

I love puns way too much 😅

[aro-ace-humor]

What do you call a line of aromantics questioning a convict?

A row of aros intarogating a rogue

[punsanddragons]

sometimes i think i’m feeling romantically attracted to people and then they actually start expressing interest and i’m outta there faster than an aro from a beaux