And if I were someone else, would this be easier?

Credit to @Wintogreen for the profile pic!!! | I made the header drawing | trying my best <3 | She/they | adult | Jay | Please dni if you're a terf, zionist, p*dophile, etc, or if you are an nsfw or porn blog

[stim-cat-cafe]

X X X | X X X | X X X

Green and Blue clay/slime squeezing stimboard

[anjubatus]

Kitty-fied eeveelutions

[Commissions open, DM me to inquire or order directly from my ko-fi!]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kalopsiahaze]

ty to this random reddit user for this comment. framing it on my wall

[high-metafive]

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

[starry-raccoon-shaker-central]

and the link……

[catchymemes]

[onceuponatmi]

Holy SHIT.

THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.

Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.

[antique-scarecrow]

i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair

[callmebliss]

This one involves way more stabbing

[lightspeedsound]

SHE BOUGHT A PEACOCK

[carrot-gallery]

14 STITCHES PER INCH????????

[ruinedchildhood]

This guy was feeding the birds and then this happened... wait for it.

[parksandrex]

Skip to around 40 seconds in.... literally me.

[beardedmrbean]

what does she have against fun and comfort

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂

[apandaarts]

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

a collection

[ametsunami]

I got rid of the dog because dogs fucking suck

[jehans-flower-pot]

I put it back :)

[ametsunami]

I replaced it with a ferret

[jehans-flower-pot]

ooh I love ferrets!

they're friends

[ametsunami]

Not anymore

[jehans-flower-pot]

What a beautiful wedding

[ametsunami]

Uh oh

[jehans-flower-pot]

Thank goodness! Hopefully it works

[ametsunami]

It didn’t 

[jehans-flower-pot]

...did they steal that helicopter

[ametsunami]

But it was too late

[jehans-flower-pot]

Ghost horse ghost horse

[barrel-of-screaming-aloe-vera]

Horse is ressuracted by pumpkin man

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

[draco-the-voiddragon]

How I support LBGT

[ozempicofficial]

[crazykuroneko]

In response to Slate's article on the possibility having non-heteromative team in figure skating (particularly, ice dance and pairs), Oniceperspective shared a glimpse of Gabriella Papadakis (FRA) and Madison Hubbell (USA) working on their same-sex program. You can see how they switch the leading figure between them.

You can see them trying out lifts in this video.

The rest is on Instagram here:

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A post shared by On Ice Perspectives ❄️🎥 (@oniceperspectives)

[a-la-orilla-del-rio]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my gaming setup ignore the beast

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

This feels like a fucking comedy skit, like Steve Harvey has the pacing and comedic timing amazing

[13threbagel]

[ Video Transcript :

Host : Well, your name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir!

Host : And your last name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir

(Audience laughter)

Host : Obu Obu

Woman, off screen : You should ask him what his middle name is

Obu : Steve not ready for that (2x) (incoherent audience laughter)

Host : You don't know how ready I am! (Audience laughs) As a matter of fact, we not doing a damn thing until we find out! (More laughter) What is your middle name, Obu?

Obu : It's Obu. (Louder audience laugh)

Host : Obu Obu Obu

Obu : Yes sir! ( Audience laugh) Gotta show some ID?

Host : (softer) now you gotta show them id. You got it on you?

Obu : So the process I go through, go on check that out!

Host : I'll be damn. (More audience laughter and clapping) Your-- who, who named you, Obu obu obu?

Obu : My father.

Host : Father still livin' ?

Obu, pointing off screen : Yes, sir, he's right up there. (audience claps) Yeeaaa my pops yeeeaaaaaa

(Host walks towards the camera and camera flips back n forth to reveal Obu's dad, followed by more audience laughing n clapping)

Host : Yeeaaa yeaa that's who I'm lookin for! (laughter) What's your name, sir?

Obu's dad bellows with echoey sound : Oo~obuu~

(More audience laughter)

/End transcript ]