#asexual shitpost

[txtapollo]

okay but. this sex thing is a bit, right? you're not actually like. kissing, or touching genitals. right? that's just a joke, people don't do that in real life

[helpimstuckinthewashingmachine]

My parents: get a double bed when u move out, in case u have someone to sleep over ;0

Me now with a double bed all to myself and my 5ft asexual flag hanging over it:

[justaconfusedgoblin]

I used to think the asexual garlic bread meme was just a mere joke.. or myth but no.. as an aceflux who recently had my sexuality switched off my desire, no.. LUST for garlic bread grew to an immeasurable level.. one does NOT joke with asexuals and their garlic bread

Now leave me and my 4 loafs of cheesy bread alone!

[clanoffelidae]

[fanofchaosandmayham]

I just had a freshly baked apple pie with ice cream and now I know what an orgasm feels like

[starlightinhumanform]

I love my ace/aro friends because they all the energy of “Ha you still have sex; I started communicating directly with god ages ago.” 

And let me tell you, it is so fucking intimidating in the best way possible.  

[sappho-was-onto-something]

Why is there still ace discourse out there? Shouldn't have Bojack Horseman fixed everything by now?

[poinsettias-ink-and-feathers]

Well… they aren’t wrong… I’m not if delivery is within my skillset, though.