Rabbot crack ship nonsense bc I’m obsessed with Fratboy!Jack/Nerdy!Robby
Ask Warren (Crooked Hearts) x Stan Rosado (The Faculty)
(Under cut bc of Crooked Hearts spoilers)
AU where Ask lives lol
They meet in college
Ask is an English major and Stan is undecided, but considering Chemistry (he became interested in pharmaceuticals after his experience with how useful caffeine pills could be)
They don’t actually go to the same school. Since he was so focused on football throughout most of high school, Stan is doing his GenEds at a community college
Ask only applied to universities minimum 2000 miles from his family because he needed to get away from the drama, which is how he ended up in Ohio
Stan finds out he isn’t stupid, he’s dyslexic! So he hires a cheap tutor from the local university
Ask is the most patient and understanding person Stan has ever met. He explains things softly and never gets upset when Stan gets something wrong. He also wears the cutest, too large shirts. Stan imagines him in his old Letterman
Stan isn’t an actual frat boy, he dropped that crowd when he quit football but he acts and dresses enough like one that Ask is surprised he enjoys his company
Soon they start hanging out outside of tutoring. Every time Zeke hosts a party, Stan invites Ask but it’s not until Halloween that he accepts
Zeke offers them something for free, “friends and family discount,” Stan takes it and assures Ask it’s safe but it’s totally fine if he doesn’t want to
Taking nondescript pills isn’t technically against any of Ask’s rules, so he decides to try it
30 minutes later Ask is on his back in the upstairs bathtub with Stan on top of him as enjoy a sloppy make-out
It’s not the most comfortable location, but it was the only unoccupied place in the house. That is until someone comes in to take a piss. Stan shuts the shower curtain and they lay there trying not to laugh while the person finishes.
When they’re gone, Ask offers for Stan to come to his dorm and prays his roommate isn’t home
He’s not, and they have an eye opening night
The next morning, Stan says he wants to take Ask out on a date and it’s a quick progression from there. They’re basically attached at the hip
Ask’s new favorite way to spend the afternoon is following Stan to the gym and watching him work out over the top of his book
Sometimes, when the gym is almost empty, Stan is able to convince Ask to join him in the shower and they both leaver filthier than they arrived
The thought of being away from Stan for the whole summer is worse than being with his family, so Ask shyly suggests that Stan comes with him
Stan’s like “sure I’ve never been to Washington 😃” having no idea he’s about to spend weeks with the most unnecessarily dramatic people on earth
Now that their family house is gone, Ask and Stan end up sharing a room with his sister. The first week is fine until she walks in on them and demands Charley give up his room to them and bunk with her instead
It’s amazing how well Stan takes all the ribbing Ask’s siblings dish out because the crude jokes have Ask constantly hiding his face under his collar
But Stan isn’t embarrassed to hold his hand or kiss his cheek in public, so Ask decides the jokes are a fair trade
