Yeah for some reason a statistically significant amount of people who come into my work are named Owen or Scott and every time I'm just sent back into the vsmp trenches lolll

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Yeah for some reason a statistically significant amount of people who come into my work are named Owen or Scott and every time I'm just sent back into the vsmp trenches lolll
Hey folks! Just a heads-up, I'm going to start using they/them and she/her pronouns from now on :]]]
Wow I forgot why I stopped writing on public computers
my laptop's still being stupid :[ and I was working at the library
*me, happily writing whump*
*old lady walks up behind me and stops dead in her tracks*
Aww, I love your bandana! Did you make it?
*me, closing tabs faster than I have ever closed them before*
oh uhm I do crochet, but a friend gave me this one *nervous laughter*
actually real-life-mcyt-friend you cannot read my fic.
why?
yeah so I haven't come out to you yet and I feel like you would start to worry about me.....
Aspen's affirmations for the day:
My computer is more scared of me than I am of it
Speech to text is lovely
Carpel tunnel isn't real and can't hurt me
I will not punch a wall
I can go a few days without writing angst
Kicking technology is counter-productive
The typos add character
hi saw your reblog :DDDDD
hm you give me vibes that you used to really like worms as a child. like earthworms and stuff. idk maybe that's completely wrong lmao but that's the vibe I get :DDD
OH MY STARS VIV
i wasnt allowed to have pets bc the Grove family is allergic to everything and also has no love or joy in our hearts /vsilly
BUT I KEPT A JAR OF EARTHWORMS IN MY CLOSET
I fed them banana slices :]]] they had names :]]]] they were all named after dragons from various mythologies (worms--wyrms, get it?)
Also i ruined Multiple fancy dresses by getting slug slime on them because slug! On walkway!
10/10 bit is saying "language" to things that aren't curse words
The good news is, my mum is letting me use her laptop to write!
The bad news is. Well.