#asuben

[malbfaery]

who are the top three most bangable people in auradon in your opinion?

Um...

@ben-desrosiers. Sure, he’s cute, I guess, but mostly I know he’s really respectful and sweet, so I’m sure he’d be, you know, gentle or whatever, and he’d never make fun of the fact that I haven’t done it before. He’d also never say anything embarrassing about it afterwards or anything like that, and those are ‘bangable’ qualities to me, or whatever.

@jaynassar. Because he’s my oldest friend, so he’s probably seen me do things way more embarrassing than this. And as he loves to remind everyone, he’s not ugly. Also, if he was annoying about it after, it would be a free pass to punch him in the face. So all of those qualities pass the bangable test, I guess.

@felixstabby? He wasn’t really tough enough to keep up with me back on the Isle but I’ve always thought he was more interesting than his sappier friends, and he obviously knows what he’s doing. That’s... good, I guess?

I didn’t choose any girls for the three and that seems like a mistake, so... @vitani-okoro and/or @audreysrose. I will not be answering questions about either of those choices at this time or ever between now and the day I die, bye! 

HONESTY HOUR !!

[margovasilovich]

fuck, marry, kill -- artie, dj, ben

send me three names + a number…

Lose my virginity to: @rtpendragon? He likes blonde girls and I don’t know, the person I was supposed to lose my virginity to lost his to Artie’s sister instead. Not that it matters! It doesn’t. 

Marry: @djcygnet? Never actually, unless he needed a replacement wife so Karmen could be free to choose her own husband, in which case I’d do whatever I had to do! 

Kill: AHHH I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH, I CANNOT KILL THE KING. 

[janetobin]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- chad, ben, artie

send me three names + a number…

Questions where I have to murder people make me feel uncomfortable! Also, showering this sort of unwanted attention on my lifelong friends feels inconsiderate of me. Let’s just say I’d happily lay my life down to protect any of them and call it a day! @chad--charming @ben-desrosiers @rtpendragon

[jeremypotts]

TEXT ✉ BENEMY

Jeremy: Incoming random thought I had today, so play along with me for a little bit, Benny! What's your ideal thing you'd be doing right now if you weren't Mr. King of Auradon? I'm curious.

[gastonthethird]

WIS: Yourself, ben, leverett, jeremy, chandler, gil, gaston junior with

@ben-desrosiers: I don’t really care as long as it’s not that @audreysrose chick. She gives off major ‘I think I’m too good for the VKs’ vibes and the kingdom doesn’t need to go backwards by having that in charge. Maybe he could marry @dizzybydesignx or @hailstormvale instead, since they’re the best people I know and would make way cooler queens. 

@levlumos: I don’t... know why... you think I have an opinion... But I don’t know, you guys are obsessed with @claudine--frollo, stick this guy with her instead.

@jeremypotts: Who?

@chandler-cogsworth: Does he ever talk about anything except for @eveningstardubois? I wouldn’t want to doom any other girl to hearing about that all the time, that’s for sure.

Gil: He’s got a weird bro-crush on @jaynassar. Maybe it’s a real crush and they should just get it on already? 

@gastonthejr: Don’t make me say it. I don’t wanna have to say it where @izzyslade can give me shit for it later.

@gastonlegume3: No comment, I keep my shit to myself. 

i need entertainment

[darlingvirginias]

text 💬 ven

Virginia: Just ignore everything I said to you last night.

Virginia: I would never REALLY write an article about how I think the seven dwarves are secretly mining tunnels into foreign lands to use for takeovers by force - I was just trying to spitball crazy things to see if I could get any kind of lead to a real story out of you. Let me tell you, your Highness, you are a BRICK WALL sometimes!

[asuxsor]

Who do you want to be your Valentine this year?

@robbshood or @marcoalandale. Or both at the same time; I’m not picky. 

Who do I want? @ben-desrosiers should go for someone a little more oomph and who better than me? @felixstabby I’m always up for a good time as well.

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ MITCHELL HOPE ]? No, it’s just [ KING BEN DESROSIERS ], the descendant of [ BELLE & BEAST ]! [ HE ] is [ 22/SENIOR ] and some say he tends to be [ TOO TRUSTING ] but he is really [ PATIENT ]. (A, SHE/HER, 29, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

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