Jan 20, 2019
TEXT ✉️ツ EMJAX
Emmett: Fuck you, you're not the only dude with 8 abs in Auradon anymore!
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TEXT ✉️ツ EMJAX
Emmett: Fuck you, you're not the only dude with 8 abs in Auradon anymore!
TEXT ✉️✿ SUMJAX
Summer: How would you feel if I told you I had a super duper important job for those big strong arms of yours?
TEXT ✉️⊙ BLAJAX
Blake: BRO! Are you trying to audition to be the stripper at my bachelor party? Because your dick pics are supposed to go to MK and Andy, not me! They're my planners.
Casper, Ajax, Heath, Blake, Dylan, Lev
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: Oh wow, most of these guys are like... way too hot or way too taken. Is it insulting if I say @casperlocke because we’re like... similarly inexperienced seeming? If it is just pretend I said like, Chris Pine or something and not a real person.
sacrifice myself for: @levbelrose, he’s a sweetie.
kick: @jungleboyblake? I feel bad accidentally killing someone’s fiance but like, he seems a little obnoxious sometimes.
take to prom: @heathlemon.
abandon in jurassic park: @ajaxapostolos.
push off a bridge: Oh... um, a very short bridge for @dylan-donati so that @princessxymarley won’t be sad.
Andy, Ava, Anja, Adelaide, Ajax, Aileen
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos? He’s hot.
sacrifice myself for: @andreatriton.
kick: @anja-bjorgman.
take to prom: @ailsbroch.
abandon in jurassic park: @ava-tremaine.
push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming.
harper, haverly, bori, anja, mackenna, ajax
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: @ajaxapostolos.
sacrifice myself for: All the people I’m now related to by marriage. @hypewithharper, @princessofisolationx, @boribjorgman, @anja-bjorgman, I’ll keep an eye on you all... unless @mackennadunbroch is in more trouble than you are, then I’m saving my other half.
kick: @ajaxapostolos out of bed. Pretty sure I used to do that a lot back in the day.
take to prom: @ajaxapostolos. Did this too.
abandon in jurassic park: @boribjorgman seems like he’d have fun if the dinosaurs were made of snow.
push off a bridge: @ajaxapostolos. I still secretly think he can bounce.
Ally, Jordan, Cece, Ajax, Liam, Anja
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: For something different, let’s go with @ajaxapostolos. He has eight abs, y’all. Everyone else gotta step their game up.
sacrifice myself for: @cecefacilier this time I guess.
kick: @jordanjinn for not checking who she’s texting before she starts sending her messages.
take to prom: @liamdubcis. Still good at making the cliche shit kinda nice, I guess.
abandon in jurassic park: My girl Ally would love it, it’s like wonderland on dinosaur crack.
push off a bridge: @anja-bjorgman.
bentley, parker, ajax, johnny, dante, dylan
SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:
do the sexy love™ with: Oh, well... um, not to be overly shallow, but @ajaxapostolos seems like he would be a very, very good distraction.
sacrifice myself for: @parkerspan. I just get a really good vibe from him!
kick: @ticktockbents? I’m sorry, I’m running out of choices!
take to prom: @lacklands. I’m sure he’d find his theater friends and have no problem leaving me in peace to read.
abandon in jurassic park: @dylan-donati? I’m sorry!
push off a bridge: @danteseaprince, you can also swim quite well, can’t you?