my favourite ships and who would be the trophy wife
look this is incredibly stupid but it‘s been in my head for w e e k s now so i thought „just write it down“ and basically these are my favourite ships and i keep asking myself „you know who deserves to be a trophy wife?“ and these are my answers:
andrew and neil: andrew deserves to be a trophy wife, let him plan his murders in peace
ariel and amir: ARIEL DESERVES TO BE A TROPHY WIFE SO BADLY LIKE PLEASE THE STRESS HE PUT HIMSELF THROUGH, also in my head amir becomes this really successful doctor and that should pay their bills
jermy and jean: jean moreau deserves to be the trophy wife more than anyone else i‘ve met in the 20 years i‘m walking on this earth, let him create art and write books while jeremy goes pro and gives his money to the mafia or idek but give my son a break
tanner and sebestian: i swear to god sebestian needs a fucking break, let him be the trophy wife, let him write books and be gay in peace
monty and percy: monty was BORN to be a trophy wife, don‘t even try to argue with me on this one
nick and charlie: i feel like charlie would feel so bad as a trophy wife, but he deserves it so much???
wylan and jesper: wylan brings home the money, jesper is the trophy wife, this is basically canon guys
simon and baz: simon snow is the trophy wife to his incredibly charming whatever baz is doing but i feel like he‘s a part time model husband
ronan and adam: look all i‘m sayin is: adam - incredibly successful lawyer or whatever it is you study at havard and then they‘re invited to this dinner party and he brings along ronan in this black suit and ronan‘s just smiling like in a slightly terrifying way with his fucking raven on his shoulders and everyone goes like :o who this? and adam just looks at ronan super unimpressed and is like: my husband. i told you guys i was married. so long story short: ronan is the trophy wife
zoya and alina: i feel like none of them is a real trophy wife but they would have really different jobs and would be each others trophy wife without ever acknowleding it??????
mal and nikolai: bitch nikolai was born to be the most beautiful trophy wife in existence?????? nikolai would 10/10 be the trophy wife in this relaitonship
kevin and aaron: look kevin would never admit it but he would be so PROUD to be able to show off aaron as his trophy wife because he‘s like „look at this incredibly beautiful and strong killer gnome, he‘s mine, AND HE‘S A D O C T O R“ and i think he would also be happy to be shown off as the trophy wife so like with alina and zoya they are each other‘s trophy wife
okay i think that was it. please don‘t take this too seriously, i just had to take get it out of my head so i can give you guys a few headcanons again!! please feel free to request ships + eventually scenarios you‘d like to see headcanons from. check out my book editing blog @acemoreau and feel free to request editng ideas as well!!
