#awkward lol

[lilislegacy]

*the 7 demigods and some of their families at a get together*

tristan mclean: i still don’t love that 3 teenage couples were all on an isolated boat together. for weeks. including you, pipes

piper: don’t worry dad. coach hedge was very strict. there was no funny business allowed

leo: yeah especially after the percy and annabeth scandal. i mean,

you should have seen how much coach yelled when frank found them in the stables the next morning-

annabeth and percy: LEO!!

leo:

piper:

jason:

thalia:

hazel:

tristan:

nico:

frank:

frederick chase:

mrs. chase:

paul:

sally: no please continue. i’d love to hear this

percy: *glares at leo*

leo: *accidentally catches on fire and runs away*

everyone:

frank: i looked away quickly, i swear!

annabeth: YOU DIDNT NEED TO!

percy: YEAH ALL WE DID WAS-

annabeth: PERCY OH MY GODS SHUT UP!

[motherofcavy]

rote spoilers (tawny man trilogy)

I wish Burrich lived solely so he could go home to Molly and explain how he lied to her about Fitz being dead. Hey babe by the way I am Witted. And your baby daddy (my son) you thought was dead when you were pregnant? And you had to be a destitute widow to a traitor during a war? Well he was alive I brought him back. And I thought he died for real but he actually still wasn't dead. Also our 10 year old son that ran away twice did so because I am such an abusive bigot about the Wit. That we both have.

Sorry I didn't explain why I had to leave, I had to crawl over a glacier to beg my son that I thought that was dead for 16 years (your baby daddy) to not come back to pursue you. Because you are my woman and are my property. And Nettle is also my property so I don't want Fitz to be in her life. I want Fitz to come home but only to third wheel. (This is revenge for Chivalry and Patience getting together.)

Remember how you married me because I was so honest compared to Fitz? Anyway apparently he's into men now. Let's have another baby.

[desertsfic]

metempsychosis + 13 for the ask game! dying to know what your soundtrack is

13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

okay so what you have to understand about me is that half of everything i do is a joke okay this is important

but basically, yes, i do have a specifically playlist for Metempsychosis

HOWEVER half the songs are for Funny™ reasons, but the other half i am very serious about (also, my taste in music is just like. Bad.)

that being said, here is my playlist, which i think I've linked once before but will again, and it is (an inside joke with myself lmao) called:

transmigration and other personal failings

A few tracks I am Very Serious about, for vibe purposes and also lyrical purposes:

Watch Me Go (Lord Huron) - this was recommended to me in a comment i think a few weeks before i started posting metempsychosis again and it was very exciting because it slaps

El Paso (Nate Kipp) - self-explanatory. this song is also on my anabasis playlist, it is very special and important to me because this is just some random dude i found on accident. it's also country but it's good okay trust me

Under My Skin (Jukebox the Ghost) - self-explanatory again lmfao

Gimme Back My Soul (Medium Build) - this song is GOOD but also there is a story behind it; my partner and i listen to a quebecois radio station and this played one day and i was like HOLD ON. WAIT HOLD ON. I MUST FIND THIS SONG IMMEDIATELY. anyway. a great love

Leave a Trace (CHVRCHES) - this whole album made me crazy when it came out. self-explanatory

But it is important to know with all playlists made by me, that I think I am So Funny, but I'm not really, and also, I just like having fun, haha

[earlsjustwannahavefun]

Whoopsie I guess I had not been clear enough with my coworkers that I do in fact eat pork, including pork I raised and that is a part of why I have pigs and am breeding them.

[movielosophy]

Love Between Fairy and Devil ~ she never get used to greetings 

[farvann]

thinking about how Claude ran from his family to protect them from himself and would sometimes accidentally run into his kids and/or grandkids when they're all grown up

[pigeonriot]

when talking abt mental illness goes from joking to people being concerned abt you 👀

[deimosatellite]

FHASJDLD FCONSIDER CONSIDER ash does everything he can to avoid being alone with ibe because he cant stand to face eiji’s Father after making out with eiji in front of him