#awkward me

[doodoomoodo]

My Uber driver and I:

From Eight Cousins by Louisa May Alcott

[raider5]

My last two brain cells watching the hot mess that is my life

[bi-any-chance]

I could never forget I'm bi.

Every five seconds I see a cute person.

[memes-and-mimmickry]

[aelaer]

How did you make a fool of yourself when you met Douglas Adams

Hahaha the original post was actually referring to Neil Gaiman. At comic con 10 years ago I rambled about how he's my favorite living author (as Tolkien is... not alive) and honestly I have no idea why I said that. It really wasn't necessary and it felt awkward afterwards. He handled it very graciously though.

I've said really awkward things to celebrities when I was a teenager. Thankfully have mostly grown out of that tendency.

[darkqueenofash]

why does this seem like something I would do?

[koremoonrj]

3 things I learned yesterday

Apparently I think the girl who sat next to me on bus was really cute.

I got nervous and literally gulped the one time she leaned on me

I have a newfound respect for Jungkook

So much respect !!!!

[just-4-thought]

Awkward

I fill the empty spaces

With red and yellow balloons

As if a thin blanket of rubber

Can contain this hot air.

I'm blowing steam,

And it flexes between

These tactile sensory

Cellular partitions.

Cellular phones burst

With tongue patterned pokadots

But they pass through

A recombobulation

Voice box.

If there's silence

I'll take it

And make it

Something worse

Than the absense

Of words.