#b99 textposts

[fandomsarefriends-notfood]

Casecation was a dumb episode because a) Jake has stated that he wants children throughout the series b) if anyone were to not want kids, it'd be Amy, and Jake would respect that and c) Amy "life-calendar-over-the-bed" Santiago would NEVER get married without having that discussion a million times

[frogswithvibes]

i was just thinking about jake peralta and how he seems a bit crazy and irresponsible, but in the end, he always sticks up for what is right and defends his friends and loved ones.

and he reminded me of our very own…

james fleamont potter!!

they’re both a bit chaotic and have a class clown vibe to them, which you would think might make them not very nice people, but they are both fiercely loyal to their friends and always stick up for what’s right.

[underthecouchh]

Peter: *is on the phone with Stephen*

Peter: Hey Doc... you know how you told me not to burn down the Sanctum?

Stephen: You burned down the Sanctum.

Peter: No!

Peter: I had the fire put out almost immeadiately...this is is a success story!

[thalia-nim]

some b99 content for yall

[oldbutmarauders]

we love parallels

(mine)

[underthecouchh]

WAIT A MINUTE

If Gina saw Hamilton in the episode where the precinct sings for the holidays, and Lin-Manuel Miranda (who MADE AND STARRED in Hamilton) plays David Santiago, they both then exist in that universe together. And maybe one day Jake is just screwing around and reading an article about said musical when he notices that Amy’s brother and this famous Lin-Manuel dude have a similar face. In fact, it looks like they’ve got the exact same face. As if they could almost be the same person...

[underthecouchh]

Stephen to his kidnapper: When I die, please give Tony my regards.

Kidnapper: What should I tell him?

Stephen: Regards.

[underthecouchh]

Nat: Can I bring my knife?

Sam: No.

Nat: My gun??

Bucky: No.

Nat: My axe?

Steve: You have an axe?!?

Nat: What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?