#baloney

[hale-my-nathan]

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

Actor Christopher Meloni (Law & Order, Oz) and The X Factor UK contestant Christopher Maloney (nicknamed Baloney Maloney) are confirmed to be the same person.

I was the first one to realize the truth and made a subreddit in which I was trying to prove it to others, but nobody believed me and everybody called me a "lunatic conspiracy theorist".

A picture of me was featured on a morning talk show and the whole world watched as the hosts mocked me for having more eyebrow hair on one side than the other and claimed this proved I was unreliable.

I felt vindicated when TMZ and DailyMail finally broke the story after years of me alone yelling at the clouds angrily. They didn't credit me at all even though they stole all my proof.

I tried to get my own talk show running on the wings of being right about Meloni/Maloney, but almost nobody would watch me. I only had two viewers; my mom and Christopher.

The show was called "The Baloney Felonies".

[kylebroskiflovski]

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[dabiconcordia]

Baloney

There's a young couple on the steps to heaven, kissing. Not just kissing, they look as though they might eat each other up, kissing, nibbling, biting, mouths wide open, play fighting like young dogs, wrapped around each other like snakes. I remember that, sort of, that hunger, that passionate intensity. And I get a kind of nostalgic craving for it, in a way that I get a craving, occasionally, for the food of my childhood. Baloney on white bread, for instance: one slice of white bread with mustard or Miracle Whip or ketchup--not ketchup, one has to draw the line somewhere--and one slice of baloney. It had a nice symmetry to it, the circle of baloney and the rectangle of bread. Then you folded the bread and the baloney in the middle and took a bite out of the very center of the folded side. When you unfolded the  sandwich you had a hole, a circle in the center of the bread and baloney frame, a window, a porthole from which you could get a new view of the world. by Louis Jenkins

[oldshowbiz]

1990.

The short-lived CBC series Baloney featuring Pat Bullard, Tim Sims, Marla Lukofsky and Joe Flaherty.

[friends-call-me-snow-miser]

me: call me an againster but that goopy fella over there, he’s making a bash to come off as a weisenheimer. thinks he’s the berries. obviously he’s no dilly man; just imagining such a thing drives me bananas.

partner: oh, it fractures me natch. he could get a gig making lots of dough if he wasn’t caught up with this baloney, but he won’t. i know he wants to think he’s cool but i just want him to scram.

me: you shred it, wheat!

[aistobascistod]

Rain : Brainy :: Alone : Baloney