Dorcas: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Regulus: 'Prettiest eyes'
Pandora: 'Nicest Personality'
Barty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Evan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Dorcas: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Regulus: 'Prettiest eyes'
Pandora: 'Nicest Personality'
Barty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Evan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Lowkey thinking about poly rosestarkillerchaser with virgin James. Regulus and Barty teaching James how to suck Evan's dick. Regulus being sweet and understanding that James had never done anything like this before, and taking things slow. Barty being mean and shoving James head down to take more before hes even really gotten the understanding of what to do
mhmmmmmm yes.
you can bet that as soon as Regulus breaks the jirgin news to them, they want in. Evan wants someone inexperienced, someone he can observe and use as an experiment. "Haven't had a virgin gag on my cock in sooooo long Regulus, I need to see how much he can take." Barty just wants someone to corrupt in the name of making them good.
Regulus is so nervous about it, agreeing to letting them join in was an awful idea. He's just standing and observing, making sure James is okay, nodding when James looks to him permission.
James is good, he's always good. He's wearing his cock ring, 3 people around him would have him coming over and over, so it's necessary. He sucks Evan off. It's clumsy but he's trying and he's clearly enjoying it, whimpering and moaning around him.
Regulus oversees everything, Barty standing by, waiting for his chance to come in. Which he does by getting bored and pushing James head down and making him gag and tear up.
"Barty, he's never done that before, you'll hurt him—"
"He'll like it, Reg. Don't you remember how much you loved been hurt when you were a whiny virgin like him?"
That has James pulling off of Evan and asking questions and Barty raising an eyebrow and smirking.
"Oh. Your precious Jamie doesn't know, does he? That you were even worse than he was? Didn't know what you were doing, but you were such a pretty crier, so eager. How about you suck Evan off, show him how it's done since you're so worried, hm?"
Regulus, deep down, still yearns for approval, so he does what Barty tells him to. Unlike James, he can take Evan right to the base. He's able to hollow his cheeks, open his throat and swallow around him without gagging, because Barty taught him so well. He bobs his head, mouths at the tip, takes him in again and James is just watching him. Watching Regulus take someone who isn't him and doing it so well.
Barty gets James to join Regulus, Regulus telling him to be slow, let Evan take the lead. And Evan does. Evan has James by the hair, tugging and pushing, testing to see how far down he can get before gagging or spluttering.
It's an experiment for Evan, a new subject to add to his extensive research. Even more eager than past 'students', so easy to boss around, easy to make cry and so desperate for approval, just like Regulus had been.
Regulus gives up after a few minutes of licking the base of Evan's cock, crawling back to Barty for some praise, easily led back into the frame of mind where Barty is the expert and he's the student.
"Trained him so well, Reg. Look at him, so good and all cause of you. Aren't you happy I made you into such a little cockslut? So that you can make your own specialised toy?"
Regulus is extremely happy about it especially now that he gets to watch james cry and put his mouth on someone else.
barty loves to bite and evan loves to carve his initials on barty's skin
modern day barty and sirius would do storytime grwms together and make up the most DRAMATIC stories
guys!!!
dont scroll gng!!
there is a bunch of rly cool people over at @patronusproductions who are looking for some people to be in their fan film!!! im unable to do it but i want to see this happen >:D (if you’re unable to help, could you possible reblog?)
requirements are that you’re 16-17, and filming is in tha uk :)
the characters that i believe are available are
-Sirius
-Regulus
-Peter
-Barty
-Evan
-Dorcas
My Marauders Headcanons <3
James Potter
Pansexual
Indian<3
Mom friend, super overprotective of remus (especially after the full moon, like he would fuss all over him <3), Daring, a leader and COMPETITIVE
Top ships (in order): Jegulus (agshshrfthh<<<3333)and Jily(<33)
Top platonic relationships: PLATONIC STARCHASER MY ROMAN EMPIRE <33, James and Marlene (The Gryffindor quitch team’s worst nightmare frfr), James and Lily ((platonically)OMG THEIR BANTER THO<3), James and Remus<33, James and Peter (childhood friends and James tried his best to be nice to Peter, especially when Sirius was being a dick), James and dorca (<3 expalined later)
Sirius Black
Dark brown eyes
GAY But had lots of gfs cus he was in denial for years lmao
Kinda a jerk, but yk that happens when you grew up where he did.
Top ship: Wolfstar<3.
Top platonic friendships: STARCHASER, Sirius and Mary (exes who have now met their true loves<3), Sirius and lily (Smoking on rooftops, rivals but they care<3), mary and sirius
Regulus Black
GAY (Much more accepting than his brother lmao)
Grey eyes, curlier hair than sirius
Cold but has a VERY SENSITIVE heart <3
Top ships(in order) : Jegulus, Barty/evan/regulus
Top platonic friendships: Pandora and regulus <33 (mlm & wlw solidarity, they're so sweet), moonwater (Remus and him are so special too me), Rosewater (best friends 😭 Crimson rivers ifykyk)
Lily Evans
Bi-bi-BI
freckles <33
Pookie is like deffo a BADASS BITCH! Like i love her charcaterisation in ‘The last enemy’, ‘Crimson rivers’ and ATYD the best. Feisty but chaotic asf lol.
Top ships (Not in order): Jily, Lily/mary, lily/marlene (from 'The Last Enemy' mostly)
Top platonic friendships: Lily and remus (OMG JUST THEM), James and lily, Mary and lily (in ‘The Last Enemy’), lily and marlene (‘The Last enemy’)
Evan Rosier
Gay asf
Doesn't get attached after sex
Older brother to Pandora's <3
“TEENAGE DIRTBAG”
Regulus's One Comfort Before Jame's
Top ships: rose killer (perfect toxic couple lmao), rosewater.
Top platonic friendships: ROSEWATER, Dorcas and Evan (IDGAF chill + Teenage dirtbag chill), Evan and James (like idk they would just get along so well, like banter and fake flirting and shit), Evan and Pandora
Mary McDonald
Bisexual
Had a lot of relationships like Sirius but she never toyed with their hearts cus she felt actual attraction for the opposite gender.
She had an on and off relationship with Sirius, and rlly she was just doing this to help get Sirius out of his denial phase and into remus’ bed.
Rlly put together.
Dark skinned, ‘thick’, shirt curls and Blue eyes 😩😫. Like no wonder they all falling for her 😫😫
Top ships: Mary/lily (Chill and put together badass X feisty but chaotic badass)
Top Platonic relationships: Mary and Lily (THEY WORK AS BESTIES TOO 😭😭), Mary and Sirius (let's be rl she was the one who.slapped him and told him to go ask Remus out)
Barty Crouch jr
Bisexual ICON
Has tongue piercing
He definitely wears skull earrings. Just a piss of his father. Cuz it reminds his father of the dark mark
kinda physco tbfr
Top ships: rosekiller, Barty/regulus/Evan
Top platonic friendships: Barty and Evan (I feel like Evan was Barty's closest friend), Barty and regulus, (Fuck buddies be frfr)
Remus Lupin
GAY. That boy is the definition of ‘the gay best friend’
Smoker<3
Bro is done with life be fr rn
Top ships: WOLFSTAR<33
Top platonic friendships: lily and Remus(THEM😫), James and Remus (like i hc they would get along so well and have this special relationship but no one ever mentions them???), Remus and Peter (He was the only one who included Peter for the first few years + James ig, but sometimes he got too caught up with Sirius)
As you can see with this one most of my HC are based of ATYD remus.
Marlene Mckinnon
Lesbian
Blue eyes, blondy choppy hair, pink highlights
Similar aesthetic to Sirius
Surprisingly doesn't smoke<3
Rough and touch girlboss <3
Top ships: Marlene X Dorcas (alot to handle X loves handling it. CAN YOU TELL I'VE JUST READ CRIMSON RIVERS 😭🙏), Marlene X lily (only in ‘The Last enemy’
Top platonic relationships: James and marlene (NO BCS THEY ARE SO BROTHER/SISTER CODED), Sirius and marlene (They have a bunch of pictures of them both in matching leather jackets and earrings, arms around eachother, tongue out, winking and holding out the rock hand 🤘🤟), Marlene and Peter (only one she was always sweet with 😭🥹, this is rooted from lily mentioning that Peter was probably sad bcs of Marlene's death in that letter, he prolly felt even more guilty the bish 😔), and ofc lily and marlene (‘The last Enemy’ especially)
Peter Pettigrew
Token straight friend LOL
I'm not sure he was like rlly all that much of an ally like sure all of his friends were gay asf, but it's not like he had any other friends??
He was such a cutie patootie 😭🙏
You can't convince me he wasn't such a sweetheart before he betrayed them. Like oh Peter WHY 😭
Top ships: I don't rlly ship him with anyone, but I think he had a few casual gfs throughout his years (CUS HES A CUTIEEE)
Top platonic relationships: Peter and james (peter’s cloest friend, they were childhood friends, and Peter tended to not appreciate remus’s attempts to include him, rather he was over appreciative to every small thing James did), Peter and Remus (the two secondary marauders 😭🙏), Peter and marlene (sweetheart and badass ❤️🙏)
Pandora Rosier
Lesbian
Looks SO sweet, acts SO sweet, but at the same time is a such a badass <3
She swear alot, cant convince me otherwise <3 (gets it from her (HEADCANON) brother, Evan)
Luna is practically a clone of Pandora's (physically and partly personality wise) like xeno’s genes did NOT put up a fight???
I Also hc that xenophilius is gay or aromantic and so they married eachother bcs they were rlly in love but platonically. Plus they always wanted children and couldn’t imagine it with anyone else<3.
Top ships: Pandora/Mary/lily (one of the only polys I ship), Pandora X rodolphus (crimson rivers)
Top platonic relationships: Pandora and xenophillius (expalined above),Pandora and regulus (AHHHAVHSD MY LOVEE <333), Pandora and Dorcas (Dorcas would be so overprotective of her🙏), Pandora and Barty, Pandora and James (James would be another brother figure for her <3).
In short everyone one is super overprotective of Pandora even though she is a GIRLBOSS
Dorcas Meadowes
Lesbian (Though no one ever guesses it lmao)
Long dreadlocks, hazel eyes, siren eyes, long eyelashes; HOT ASF 😩😩
IDGAF energy and #BADASSMF, like Voldemort, HIMSELF, killed dorcas and she put up A FIGHT you can't tell me otherwise ✨
Top ships: Marlene/Dorcas (<<3333 ESP IN CRIMSON RIVERS)
Top platonic relationships: Dorcas and Evan (explained before), Dorcas and Regulus (The reliable older sister), Dorcas and James (Them in Crimson rivers>>>>>)
Dorac and james: She at first hated James because, for one, he was a jerk in the earlier years,two, he had a prejudice against Slytherin, and three, because Regulus had a huge crush on him and she was overprotective of regulus. But then she discovered how loving and caring James is, and she decided he was perfect for Reggie. She became the one James went on a drink with when he just wanted to relax and not talk.
I didnt write siblings in teh platonic relationships things, cus it just like more than that yk?
Sirius and regulus - So, SO complicated, so much unrseloved problems 😭
They still love eachother DEARLY <3
Srius kept on trying to get regulus to hang with hima nd teh marauders, he tried to stay as close with regulus as he once was. But sirius just coudln’t look at regulus once he got the dark mark 😭. ("What happened to my innocent baby brother who wouldn’t hurt a fly?" )
Evan and Pandora
Evan is so overprotective of her <333
She’s like the only one evan deosnt constantly pick at and be rude with (even with regulus and barty he’s cynical and blunt)
Pandora loves him SO SO much, but wouldn’t talk to him once he got the dark mark. 😭
Siblings are so complicated 😭esp when one of them is on the good side and one is on the dark 😭
Attached are Picrew depictions of what Iheadcanon them to look like <3
random person: why do you like evan and barty so much? i mean they were death eaters!
me: *shoves tell me pretty lies at them*
them: what… what is this?
me: read it
them: oh… oh. my. god.
me: you’re welcome.
HEY CAN SOMEBODY FIND ME THAT GIF OF DAVID TENANT TENDERLY KISSING A MAN I NEED IT FOR SCIENCE