#bartyjr

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Barty: arguing with me is so useless i knew i was wrong 10 minutes ago im just trying to piss you off now so you’ll push me against a wall.

Evan: Wild thing to say in the middle of an argument right now.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: I can't believe you got us kicked out of the movie.

Evan: It's Barty's fault for yelling the diving scores during the Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

Barty: That last guy had a solid eight, let me tell you.

[bartyjunior]

Mun: I'm alive I swear!

I'm alive I'm alive, Barty muse has been forcibly contained while I got beaten by glandular fever/mono and tonsillitis :') but I can cope with interactions. Sorting ask box! Send message or like this to plot or anything

[bartyjunior]

Sleeping headcanon

Barty can’t sleep longer than 4 hours at any given time, even less if anyone is in bed with him or near him. If he gets less than 4 hours and anyone’s around, there’s likely to be pain inflicted.