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Regulus: So what's for dinner?

James: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Regulus: ...

Regulus: Is it soup?

James: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Regulus: Please, James, enough with the soup puns.

James: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Regulus: STOP!

*one hour later*

Regulus: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

james: wanna hear some dark humor?

regulus: yeah, i love dark humor.

james: alright.

james: *turns off the lights*

james: knock knock.

regulus: turn the damn lights back on.

#regulus is so done #james loves regulus #james thinks he's so funny #he is #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes

*the Slytherins at Barty’s funeral*

Evan: do you guys think i can just get a minute with him alone?

everyone: of course *leaves*

Evan: look asshole we both know you're not actually dead.

Barty: shut up Evie and let me have my moment i think Regulus might actually cry this time!

Sirius: You cunt. Regulus, sighing: What did you do? Sirius: You're a fucking bitch. Regulus: Regulus: You shagged Remus, didn't you? Sirius: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM I LIKED HIM- Regulus: Because you do?? Sirius: Sirius: I'm gonna kill you. Regulus: Mother won't be happy- Sirius: Mother can go fuck herself. Regulus: That's a terrible thing to think about- Sirius: NOT LIKE THAT!! UGH FUCK YOU! Regulus: Please don't. Go fuck Remus. Again.

#regulus is a little shit #regulus is so done #hp marauders #marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #marauders era #wolfstar #sirius black #slytherin skittles #sirius being sirius #sirius being dramatic #regulus black #jegulus #trans regulus #remus lupin

Regulus: *staring at his ruined revision notes* What the hell? How did...

Flashback to a day ago:

James: Ummm, Reggie...

Regulus, from the other room: What?

James: I may have spilled my tea all over some parchment on the table...

Regulus: Oh... is it anything important?

James, picking up the notes, panicking: Uh - I- Nope... Nothing important, love!

Flashback to present:

Regulus: Fucking hell James...

#dead gay wizards #jegulus #regulus is so done #marauders #james potter #regulus black #i dont even know

ear - @rosekillermicrofic - slightly nsfw - word count: 206

"Reg," Barty whined, slamming his books down on his bed. "Please kill me."

"Gladly," Regulus mumbled, not looking up from his sketch. "I don't even need a reason, just hand me the knife."

"Oh, a knife. Kinky," Barty replied, grinning and bounding into Regulus's bed. "Don't you want to hear why I need to be murdered?"

"Not partic-"

"Rosier. Our Evan Rosier. My Rosie. Pierced his ear," he sighed, sprawling over Regulus's legs, ignoring the other boy's hiss of complaint. "I never knew how much I liked piercings, Reg. Not until now."

"You have a million piercings, Barty. Of course you like them," Regulus muttered, sending him a death glare.

"Right, I like them," Barty nodded reasonably. "But now...I like them," he said, grinning and waggling his eyebrows at Regulus, who scoffed. "What do you suppose will happen if I just....bite his ear? Is that something friends do, d'you reckon? That's okay, right? Just a little bite, maybe I'll suck on it for a-"

"I'm going to the library. Don't follow me or I'll hex you," Regulus interrupted, shoving Barty off and striding toward the door.

And Barty just stayed there, laying on Regulus's bed, staring at the ceiling and imagining that tiny piercing, mouth watering.

i’m sorry but I can never ever picture regulus with a woman.

that man is as gay as it gets.

Barty: would you rather be with a "hello kitty pajamas girl" or "a goth femboy"

Barty: ohhhhh, decisions, decisions

James: °_°

Barty: now here's the catch, the "hello kitty pajamas girl" is actually a good one. A good kitty ^_^

Barty: and the goth femboy is actually one of the ones. You know?! You know what I'm saying...? It's SPICYY