#bat computer

[altamont498]

"I asked ChatGPT" OK well I ran it through the Bat Computer and it looks like Mr. Freeze is hiding out in the abandoned ice cream factory.

[ifanyoneasksyoudontknowme]

*Batman at the Batcomputer in a live meeting with the JL (it's been quiet a while)*

*Damian, walks into frame holding something*

Bruce: "I was thinking with the- Robin what is that?"

Damian, holds it out: "Puppy."

Bruce: "Damian... That's not a puppy?"

Damian: "What? Father what are you talking about?"

Bruce: "Does that look anything like Titus??"

Damian: "I figured it was one of those smaller breeds of dog... chimichanga?"

Bruce:

Bruce: "Chihuahua???"

Damian: "Yeah that."

Bruce: "That's not a chihuahua! That's a raccoon!??"

Damian: "What is a 'raccoon'.

Bruce: "You don't know what a raccoon is?"

Damian: "You forget I was raised in a desert."

Bruce, sighs: "You're gonna get rabies again. Put. It. outside."

Damian: "But I wanted to keep it..."

Bruce: "WE'RE NOT KEEPING A RACCON"

Damian: "You keep bat's, they are one of the largest species worldwide to carry rabies."

Bruce:

Bruce, sighs: "Just put it outside.

[emperorsfoot]

When I take the "a Kryptonian for every Bat" too far

[detective-comics-disaster]

Batfam and the Bat Computer Search History Part 2

Dick: Alright Bruce, we did our own research on the Bat Computer Search history and we have some concerns.

Rest of Batchildren: *nods in agreement*

Bruce, slightly horrified: what did you find?

Dick: Well, first and foremost, the search "how many children does Bruce Wayne have?" Was a little concerning. How many children do you have Bruce?

Bruce, counting on his fingers: I think 7?

Dick: Close enough. Next we have "Batman and Superman passionate kiss" any explanation for that?

Bruce: not any good ones, no.

Tim: Okay, moving on, we have "what does Wayne Enterprises do?" Which I find concerning as the CEO and also "is it okay to do it with a super villain as long as they are really pretty?"

Jason: Is that how Damian was made?

Bruce, head in his hands: I don't know, I was having a crisis.

Jason: Well what I find most concerning on the whole list we found is "Do all zombies eat brains?" What's your explanation for that?!?

Bruce: When you first came back I had some concerns.

Dick: What does that mean?

Bruce: You know, I think you all need to stay out of my business and be grateful I let you use my very expensive technology.

Tim: B this was traumatizing for us all, we are never using your technology again.

[dividedbybinaries]

MAY THE BRIDGES I BURN LIGHT THE WAY

[batarang-to-the-chest]

A frame from something I'm working on. I'm tim brained rn

[smbhax]

Detective Comics #1091, January 2025. Cover illustration by Mikel Janín.

[damianwaynesutilitybelt]

I don't really have the words to describe how much I love these panels

There's this big conversation after a new super hero or action live action movie comes out that will pick apart silly scenes or characters acting immature or being stupid. And commenting how much they hate these scenes. Saying it ruined the movie or something like that.

While I understand why, I hate this commentary, I think comics are so good at having a deep emotional or borderline horror storyline but still having little comments and quips of humour and fun. And that makes me love them so much.

This panel of Damian landing a punch on his father, celebrating then running to the bat computer. The batcomputer to play his favourite video game crying out in absolute glee he gets to play it.

I love Damian being a kid, he deserves to be a kid and have fun and play games.

He deserves it more then anyone else