The Exploits of Night!Kato
So Wife posted a very cute SherlockxOC drabble last night around 11pm.
Me: OHIWASHOPINGFORKISSUSATTHEENDBUTTHEREWERENONEBAAAH
Me: Oh it was so chuu (>e w e
Me: And Zaria's just like "uhyeahnothanks" but she cuddles anyway and jasdfgjlhnhasudfhbvshfubcvaisudihvbskjrduiehfbvfhn
Yani then said she'd revise it to add a kiss
And Night!me freaked out again
Me: OH GOD YES KISSUS YESYESYES. ALWAYS KISSUS. I AM ALWAYS. ALRIGHT. WITH KISSUS *3*
Then we started talking about her OC and Sherlock and sloppy makeouts
Me: *Dwells on possibilities of future Zarlock sloppy makeouts*
Me: *Future!Kato arrives*
Me: *Tells all about sloppy Zarlock makeouts and gives the ending of fic away*
Me: *Current!Kato doesn't mind*
Me: *Katos begin to vibrate from all the cuddle/kissu/makeout-ness*
Me: *CREATE A PARADOX THAT EATS AWAY AT THE FABRIC OF SPACETIME BECAUSE FANGIRLS*
Then I reread the fic and found the kisses
Me: ITWASLIKEBAM!SMOOCHSMOOCHSMOOCHANDZARIA'SLIKE"LOLNOPENOTWANT"BUTSHERLY'SLIKE"ALLTHESMOOCHES!"ANDI'MJUSTLIKEYESGOOD
Wife asked if she did well
Me: holy shit balls batman
Me: MY NAME'S DICK DAD NOT RICHARD
Me: but then batman's like
Me: YOU'LL ALWAYS BE RICHARD TO ME
This is why I shouldn't be staying up so late at night