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Damian: Father
Bruce, working on a case: I'm busy go ask Dick
Damian: Richard I-
Dick trying to pull Tim out of a cupboard: Sorry, can't right now, go ask your Father
Damian: But he's the one that told me to ask you!
Dick now trying to pry a jar of cookies out of Tim's grubby little hands: Go ask Jason then
Damian: *angry grumbling*
Dick and Bruce standing in front of a burning building: why.
Damian: Todd said it was okay
Jason: Hehe yeah i did
Tim: I could fix Batman
Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead
Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!
Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you
Jason: Aw, thanks Tim
Tim:
Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...
Jason: Stop it
Riding Tim as he spews random facts at you he learned while going down rabbit holes during cases, cutting in and out with moans and whines as he does.
Tim testing you as he asks you different questions making sure you’ve actually been listening to him. If you get it wrong, he stop thrusting. If you get it right, he’ll continue. Slowly though.
Incorrect quotes, but it's Tim creatively getting out of situations he doesn't wanna be in :D
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Bruce: Alright Tim, we have a long patrol tonight, so—
Tim: Can't tonight.
Bruce: Why not?
Tim: I'm off my birth control.
Bruce: . . ?
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Stephanie, walking into a sitting room: Alright, Tim, ready to go out?
Tim: Uhhh, no, Jason shot me.
Jason, who's sitting right next to him, reading a book: What?!
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Bernard: Timboo, you've gotta go to this therapy appointment.
Tim: I would. I really, really would, but sadly I cannot.
Bernard, hand on his hip: Oh? What's the reasoning this time?
Tim, who has never owned a pet in this life: My hamster died, I'm real messed up about it.
Bernard:
Bernard: More reason to see the therapist.
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Dick: Tim! Ready to go get your wisdom teeth removed?
Tim: Sorry, it's a bad day to go, world's ending.
Dick, looking outside: Hm, odd, looks fine out, we haven't been called for any emergencies, Bruce is asleep...
Tim: That's how it starts.
Dick: Uh huh... ALFRED!
Tim: NO!
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Cass: Ready for the gala?
Tim, eating hot chips in bed with his phone out: Sorry, I'm going into labor.
Cass:
Tim:
Cass: You have a problem.
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Roy, on the phone: Hey, is Jason there?
Tim, looking at Jason who's asleep in the manor: No, he died again. Goodbye.
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Damian: Timothy! I require assistance with Titus' bath.
Tim: Yeaaaah, I would, but unfortunately I'm late for my funeral.
Damian: You will be if you do not assist me.
Tim: Sorry, can't hear you. Must be the different states of consciousness or something...
Damian, stomping away: FATHER!!!
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Jason: Hey, RR! I need help with this case, mind comin' over to my safehouse when we finish up 'ere?
Tim, in front of Commissioner Gordon and a whole fleet of GCPD: Sorry, Red Hood, I can't. I'm pregnant.
Jim, spitting out his coffee:
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Bruce: Tim, care to explain why you never filed your report last night?
Tim, staring intensely at the thirteenth season of a show he started yesterday evening: Uhhhhhhhh, time loop, my bad.
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(BONUS)
Bernard, on the phone: Tim! You're late! We were supposed to meet up two hours ago, where are you?
Tim: Sorry, I got super ebola.
Bernard: Really? You're playing that angle with me right now?
Tim, who's lying in the med bay, actually actively dying:
The Boy Wonder #2 made me crazy actually
I would just like to clarify one MAJOR thing on my page — I do NOT condone Batcest.
In ANY form. Not Jaydick, Timjay, DamiTim, all of it is disgusting and absolutely not welcome or acceptable here.
There is too large of a community on here that ships Batcest, Supercest, Arrowcest and ALL OF THE ABOVE ???
If I see anyone on my page—simply interacting even just ONCE—it will be an automatic report and block. I hope that whoever condones those ships seriously heals from whatever problems they may have, but it is not welcome anywhere near me.
Happy Holidays everyone.
oh man this art is super cool let me look at their other stu-
beam of batcest and sladedick
