TLOK, four seasons: canonized korrasami by the end of it
SU, five seasons: canonized rupphire by the end of it
SPOP, five seasons: canonized catradora by the end of it
TOH, three seasons: canonized lumity by the end of it
and don’t forget shows like the harley quinn show canonizing harlivy within two seasons!!
it’s almost like bumbleby isn’t a “slow burn”, but rather it’s just bait. arkos got confirmed in three seasons, renora got confirmed v7.
but bumbleby? eight seasons, eight years, and all we’ve gotten is some Soft Looks Of Implied Yearning ™, some forehead touches, and some hand-holding (which could easily be taken as platonic because hand-holding is also shown platonically in this show).
it’s almost like when kerry refused to confirm bumbleby because “you need to keep watching to find out”, it was because the him and the other writers knew that this ship is one of the biggest reasons people watch the show in the first place.
a slow burn is a slow burn. but bumbleby is only getting their their relationship dragged out for years in the name of views. simple as that.
all this confirms is that mkek are absolutely pathetic, insecure, fragile cishets who cannot write queer couples to save their life but know that their fndm has done all the work for them & will bank on that through merch sales & teasing until their company inevitably crashes & burns. ✨💜
you can only justify things with a slowburn for so long & there still has to be moments for the ship that isn't the same thing over & over in a bloody forehead touch. if it's a slowburn, why haven't they actually helped each other with their trauma & just ended up giving each other more? why was weiss the one to help yang? why was sun the one to help blake? why did they barely talk about any of their issues? why have none of the cishet couples in the show like renora or arkos gone through the same "slowburn"?
it's a pathetic excuse & it's ugly to see just how much they're willing to manipulate a marginalized community for money. but this is rooster teeth & this isn't the first time so. it's to be expected.











