Remember to leave the Declaration of Independence out for Ben Gates tonight
And also some pizza for Riley
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Remember to leave the Declaration of Independence out for Ben Gates tonight
And also some pizza for Riley
They’re literally the most polycule polycule to ever polycule
save me national treasure fandom
national treasure fandom save me
Could Benjamin Franklin Gates solve the Kira murders?
Could catch Kira, would survive
Could not catch Kira, would survive
Could catch Kira, would not survive
Could not catch Kira, would not survive
Incorrect National Treasure (part II) (part I) (part III) (part IV) (part V)
Look, all I’m saying is that they really just don’t make movies like National Treasure anymore. Like this movie is about two dudes in a van who beat a team of highly trained criminals to stealing a valuable document from a high-security museum, by sheer accident get an antiques expert to come along with them to keep the document safe, get involved in several major chase scenes, escape the FBI twice, find a massive treasure, get someone else arrested for their crimes, and then give the treasure back to museums before yeeting out to do it all over again in the sequel. No one was doing it like them. And the thing is, by all accounts, this plot is ridiculous and the dialogue is ridiculous but it works unbelievably well because the writers and actors committed to the bit. This movie is campy and absurd and it’s also one of the most fun and quotable movies of my early childhood because the creators embraced the camp and did it with such a sincerity that it’s a goshdarn delight to watch. Top all of that off with a soundtrack that went WAY harder than it really needed to, excellent atmosphere throughout the whole film, and visuals that were darn near perfect and National Treasure becomes a classic. I’ve been chasing the high I got the first time I watched it my whole life. What a movie.
When in doubt of what you should watch National Treasure is always the answer
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Ben Gates/gn!reader
cw: college professor/student, implied age gap, dom/sub, semi-public sex, praise k!nk, objectification k!nk
18+ minors dni
Ben knows that, as a college professor, the worst thing he could possibly do is to fool around with one of his students.
And yet, you make it impossible to resist.