So I just marathoned the new Titans season and.
So much to say, so little time;
Such as mpreg Connor, or boarderline-pedophilic BerTim. (TimBer? I donât know, I donât read a lot about them.)
And about that, I donât even think the writers even realized what they were doing, because Timâs actor is twenty four, but Tim is seventeen in the show. Seventeen. And Bernardâs age is never specified, but his actor is thirty, so chew on that for a moment and tell me you donât want to jump off the nearest cliff.
And like, the worst thing is that I ship it, I think it works really well, but on this one technicality I feel like shit for liking them so much.
By the way, Iâm glad no one made a big deal of them both being guys. Like, it wasnât even mentioned. The team was just like âoh, okay, well good for you, friendâ and that was that.
And also, why the fuck did they make Connor go bald. He looks like a serial killer, the lead singer in a jazz band, and the worldâs greatest looser all at once. Why.
And another thing, Gar looks so different in this season. Like, he looks so cleaned up. And also what happened to his hair? Those bangs are doing him no favors.
Raven is killing it this season though. Her outfits are amazing, her makeup is on point, her hair is- well, was, before they aged her up forty years - gorgeous, and sheâs just beautiful all around. Yes, even when sheâs covered in blood.
Oh, sidenote, my mom and I both hate this show so much, because itâs so, so bad, but we still watch it because we have to know what happens next. We both actively refer to it as torture. That being said, this season wasnât nearly as bad as some of the last ones. Like, Jesus, not even close. We actually kind of enjoyed watching it this time around. It was kind of fun, and I like the character dynamics now that theyâre not constantly fighting each other or making stupid decisions.
Speaking of which, why does nobody tell anyone anything in this show? Like, maybe some people should have said something the first time they got a vision foretelling the end of the world. Maybe.
But I guess thatâs just me.