#incorrect tim drake

[ramen8008]

Kid Tim: I'm not talking until I have a lawyer

Principle: …This isn’t a legal matter nor are you under arrest

Kid Tim: Lawyer, now. You won't break me

[writerswho]

Tim: Kon completes me.

Bernard: Um, hello?

Tim: You’re nice too.

Bernard: I’m your boyfriend!

Tim: Yeah, but Kon is my soulmate.

[ramen8008]

Dick: when was the last time you slept?

Jason: define "slept"

Tim: Closed your eyes without plotting someone’s downfall.

Jason: oh that's easy. Never

Dick: you know what that explains a lot

[ramen8008]

Bruce: wait what do you mean you guys are seeing someone?

Damian: therapist

Tim: romantically

Jason: hallucinations

Dick: all of the above

[ramen8008]

Tim: I've made a spreadsheet for all the crime that happens in Gotham

Tim: there's so much crime, nobody should live here

[justbagworm]

Trying to describe the gremlin in my brain wearing a Tim Drake costume is hard, but I think I've got a good one. He's the kind of person who drinks orange Gatorade Zero because he likes it. He's that kind of offense to the natural order of things.

[incorrect-waynemanor]

tim: stop forgiving my crimes! i worked so hard on them

[betray-jaes]

Jason: Hey tim, do you think i can throw this egg into that jar?

Tim: No.

Jason, Throwing the egg at Bruce: Guess not