#bing markiplier

[outntherain]

Can I request some Bingiplier or Damien stamps?

Bing stamps

F2U - credit appreciated but not necessary

[snoodles-and-egos]

Aid

You are eepy, and he does not understand. Luckily, he's rechargeable. Even if he's a little dumb.

Bingiplier x GN!Reader, TW: none Words: 258

“I’m not sure I understand what purpose I am supposed to fulfill.”

Bing was used to charging overnight in his stasis pod, but you dragged him into your bed and decided to turn him into a very chatty mattress. He attempted to protest as not charging can cause problems, but you hooked up an extension cord so he could charge. Truly, it seemed like you had thought of everything to bribe him into sleeping in bed with you.

“Your purpose is to shush and cuddle.”

“I am unsure if I can complete the former task, but I can attempt the latter.”

“...I can deal with that.”

He awkwardly wraps his arms around you, but relaxes them as you sigh with contentment, snuggling right in. He knows you’ve been struggling recently, and attempted to help in any way he could. Even as a hospitality droid he was at a loss for words when you asked him for help and listed everything you already tried. On a movie night with you, he offered you a shoulder to lay your head on, and fell asleep almost immediately.

Since then, you have been insistent that he come at least sit with you so you can have some restful sleep. He’s slowly started coming around to the idea of it, but does get anxious that he won’t charge correctly and he’ll take a while to reboot once he’s offline. Bing really tries to aid in whatever way he can, and right now that means being a mattress for you.

“G’night, sparkles…”

[faecaribou]

valentines cards, second to last round guys. just one more post after this.

[orbitingplanetbee]

How I Think The Egos + Other MCU Characters (Mark) Would React To Being Asked About Their Pronouns: Tiktok Trend But Make It Tumblr.

(this is opinion based, feel free to say yours)

Actor Mark:

I think if you asked Actor what his pronouns are, he would be shocked and surprised, likely silent for a minute. He’d then probably ask, “my pronouns?” and you’d say “yeah.” and in my opinion, I feel like he’d just smile and say “he/him” because he’s never had someone care so much as to ask him before.

Damien:

I think he would just smile and say “he/him” then ask about yours.

Celine:

“She/her” but would automatically assume you were LGBT+ for asking.

Dark:

Probably be annoyed by all the questions you just asked but say “he/they/it” and reluctantly ask about yours because it might show his soft side.

William J. Barnum:

Definitely has internalized homophobia, especially being a colonel. Would probably tell you to mind your own business.

Wilford Warfstache:

Would tell you that he mainly uses “he/they” but also doesn’t mind other pronouns. Definitely would respect yours but most likely forgot your name.

Abe:

Internalized homophobia, especially being a detective. Would say “he/him” but then move on from the conversation.

Benjamin:

Would smile, say, “he/him” and then offer you a drink.

Yancy:

Would ask if you were one of those LGBT+ people and say how cool that is, then say “he/they” but that he’s been trying out “it/its” recently. Probably introduce you to his friends who are LGBT+ if you are, too.

Illinois:

Illy would definitely say “Gor/Geous” at first but then he’d apologize and say “he/him” and do the smoulder.

Magnum:

He’d say that he’s a pirate and that pirates don’t need pronouns, but if they did, he’d go by “he/him” and then ask if you wanted to be his child.

Eric:

He’d cry if you asked him, then depending on how comfortable he was with you, he’d either say “he/him” or “he/they/xe” and then smile nervously.

Annus:

We all know that Annus would go into great detail about pronouns and how important they are to everyone as individuals and then conclude his 15 minute TedTalk with “he/they/it” and then asks about yours but only after he tells you about Life After Death.

Dr. Iplier:

He’d just say “he/him” and then ask for yours before he diagnoses you with Dying.

King of The Squirrels:

Would say “he/him” and then tell you the pronouns of all his squirrel subjects.

Bim Trimmer:

He’d be confused but say “he/they” and then ask why you interrupted his game show for that.

Google:

Would be confused as to why it mattered since he plans on destroying mankind, but since you asked, “he/they/it” and then move on.

Bing:

Would dab and say “he/they” and you know it.

The Host:

Would say “he/they/xe” and already know what pronouns you were gonna say you use.

Heehoo:

Would utter the only words he knows “hee/hoo” and then cover the ground in takis dust and spell out “he/him” and then lick the dust off the ground.

The Benefactor:

[REDACTED]

[thomothysdoodles]

B 4 with Bing, and the “answers” pallet?

Is he drunk or in love? Both

[mintytrifecta]

Markiplier Egos Brave AU

Merida - King of The Squirrels

Queen Eleanor - Darkiplier

King Fergus - Wilford Warfstache

Harris, Hubert and Hamish - The Googles

Mor'du - Actor Mark

Witch/Wood Carver - The Host

Lord Macintosh - Bim Trimmer

Lord Dingwall - Bing

Lord Macguffin - Ed Edgar Instead of a bear Dark just turns into a giant squirrel and instead of archery it’s just earning the trust of animals (mainly squirrels) via peanut butter

[toadstown]

Henrik: I would burn down the Septic Mansion, but there’s too many animals that live there.

Bing: Oh cool, I didn’t know you guys had pets?

Henrik: What pets?

[m0th-dude]

Drew the bro-gamer-chad-dude! Didn't wanna draw his hands :/

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