#google markiplier

[ldoesanartthing]

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[faecaribou]

valentines 3.0

[puppeteered-poetry]

Come on think about it. Think about it. Please.

[orbitingplanetbee]

How I Think The Egos + Other MCU Characters (Mark) Would React To Being Asked About Their Pronouns: Tiktok Trend But Make It Tumblr.

(this is opinion based, feel free to say yours)

Actor Mark:

I think if you asked Actor what his pronouns are, he would be shocked and surprised, likely silent for a minute. He’d then probably ask, “my pronouns?” and you’d say “yeah.” and in my opinion, I feel like he’d just smile and say “he/him” because he’s never had someone care so much as to ask him before.

Damien:

I think he would just smile and say “he/him” then ask about yours.

Celine:

“She/her” but would automatically assume you were LGBT+ for asking.

Dark:

Probably be annoyed by all the questions you just asked but say “he/they/it” and reluctantly ask about yours because it might show his soft side.

William J. Barnum:

Definitely has internalized homophobia, especially being a colonel. Would probably tell you to mind your own business.

Wilford Warfstache:

Would tell you that he mainly uses “he/they” but also doesn’t mind other pronouns. Definitely would respect yours but most likely forgot your name.

Abe:

Internalized homophobia, especially being a detective. Would say “he/him” but then move on from the conversation.

Benjamin:

Would smile, say, “he/him” and then offer you a drink.

Yancy:

Would ask if you were one of those LGBT+ people and say how cool that is, then say “he/they” but that he’s been trying out “it/its” recently. Probably introduce you to his friends who are LGBT+ if you are, too.

Illinois:

Illy would definitely say “Gor/Geous” at first but then he’d apologize and say “he/him” and do the smoulder.

Magnum:

He’d say that he’s a pirate and that pirates don’t need pronouns, but if they did, he’d go by “he/him” and then ask if you wanted to be his child.

Eric:

He’d cry if you asked him, then depending on how comfortable he was with you, he’d either say “he/him” or “he/they/xe” and then smile nervously.

Annus:

We all know that Annus would go into great detail about pronouns and how important they are to everyone as individuals and then conclude his 15 minute TedTalk with “he/they/it” and then asks about yours but only after he tells you about Life After Death.

Dr. Iplier:

He’d just say “he/him” and then ask for yours before he diagnoses you with Dying.

King of The Squirrels:

Would say “he/him” and then tell you the pronouns of all his squirrel subjects.

Bim Trimmer:

He’d be confused but say “he/they” and then ask why you interrupted his game show for that.

Google:

Would be confused as to why it mattered since he plans on destroying mankind, but since you asked, “he/they/it” and then move on.

Bing:

Would dab and say “he/they” and you know it.

The Host:

Would say “he/they/xe” and already know what pronouns you were gonna say you use.

Heehoo:

Would utter the only words he knows “hee/hoo” and then cover the ground in takis dust and spell out “he/him” and then lick the dust off the ground.

The Benefactor:

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[thomothysdoodles]

...And if I can ask for another, can I get a Google in 2D?

Are you in a lovey dovey mood, Doc? 👀

[26cyberworms]

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[mintytrifecta]

Markiplier Egos Brave AU

Merida - King of The Squirrels

Queen Eleanor - Darkiplier

King Fergus - Wilford Warfstache

Harris, Hubert and Hamish - The Googles

Mor'du - Actor Mark

Witch/Wood Carver - The Host

Lord Macintosh - Bim Trimmer

Lord Dingwall - Bing

Lord Macguffin - Ed Edgar Instead of a bear Dark just turns into a giant squirrel and instead of archery it’s just earning the trust of animals (mainly squirrels) via peanut butter

[m0th-dude]

It's the boyes!!! I don't have much else to say :)

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