Wally: Is Batman nocturnal?
Danny: Why are you asking me?
Wally: Well, I sort of figured you lived with him.
Danny: What?
Wally: You know, given that you're both....you know.
Danny: Oh, so just because I'm a ghost, that automatically means I know all other ghouls?
Wally: No, no, no! I just thought you were together!
Danny: Together? Why would you think that?
Wally: Robin calls Batman his Dad
Danny: uh-huh.
Wally: Robin is one of my best friends, and I noticed that when he's around Phantom, AKA you, he acts like you're his dad. I sort of assumed that made you and Batman a thing.
Danny: Oh. Ugh, no, I'm not involved with Batman that way. We are strictly professional coworkers. In fact, I can't stand the man, and the only reason I'm civil with him is for the good of the Justice League's success.
Wally: Oh I see.
Dick from the communicator in Wally's ear : Stick to the plan.
Wally: Eh, w-would you evey consider Batman as a romantic partner?
Danny: Why in the world are you asking that? Kid Flash are you up to something?
Wally panicking: I just wanted to see how accepting the Justice League is.
Danny: Ohhhhh, I get it. Look, Kid, I think Robin is definitely interested in you, too. And you don't have to worry. The Justice League won't mind if you're into boys.
Wally: Ha ha ha yup thats why I'm asking. Definitely not a scheme to get you and Batman together for my best friend!
Dick: What are you doing?! You shouldn't have said that!
Danny: I see, so you want Batman and I to pretend to date to help you and Robin feel more comfortable coming out to the League
Wally: ....yes?
Danny: You got it Kid. Anything for Robin even if its fake dating the Dark Knight. I'll go talk to Batman now.
Dick: That worked???
Wally: I guess it did?????
Dick: How did you do that?
Wally: I can be very persuasive. Like really persuasive. But even I didn't know the extent of my power.
