#incorrect quotes loki

[fruityspaceboy]

Y/N: If Thor and I were drowning, who would you save?

Loki: Can neither of you two swim?

Thor: It’s a hypothetical question, brother! who would you save?

Loki: my time and effort… and Y/N… cause he’s mine.

[fruityspaceboy]

Y/N: You know like how Tony and Pepper recently went shopping for baby-things and dragged me along?

Loki: … Yeah I do.

Y/N: Well, Tony was looking at some pink bowls, with cute designs, cause he really wants a girl.

Loki: Alright… and what if it’s gonna be a boy?

Y/N: That’s what Pepper asked. And just as I turned back around to them, I hear the sound of metal and he is, I kid you not, showing her a dog bowl.

[fruityspaceboy]

Loki: …

Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... Why are you being so quiet?

Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... Whatchu do?

Loki: I may, or may have not… gotten… a kitten…

Y/N: Whuat?!

Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*

Y/N: *slightly shock, but retrospectively unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?!

Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.

Y/N: *realization hits* Oh my fucking Hel, that is a Flerken! Where'd you find A bloody Flerken?

Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~

Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has Tentacles! It’s stomach's basically a Bag of Holding!

*A couple seconds of Silence*

Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?

Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.

Loki: And we’re gonna name it Hannibal.

[nerdwhoauthorinserts]

Incorrect quotes #36

Copycat: "Why are you smirking?" Enchantress: "You were watching him, with great interest, may I add." Copycat: "He's our leader, I look to them for guidance." Enchantress: "Oh, I see. ...So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?" Copycat, turning red: "No, no, no! I wasn't looking at their- uh, hindquarters. Enchantress: "Certainly." Copycat, progressively getting more red: "I gazed- glanced in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring, or even seeing anything, even. Enchantress, smirking even wider: "Of course..." Copycat: "...I hate you."

[fruityspaceboy]

Tony: "Oh god what is that?“

Y/N: "It’s new meds Tony, ✨mood stabilizing meds✨ They’re gonna show us the way to stability.“

Tony: "Guys, You do know that there's no actual guarantee, it will work right-"

Y/N: "Shun the non believe!"

Loki: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

Bucky: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

[hugsandchaos]

Imagine Doctor Strange trying to convince Odin to let him babysit Loki (like the Double Trouble Loki) and basically being like “Being stuck with him on an assignment is awful, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything”. Although they’d probably have to keep the father-son jokes down when he’s around.

Like Odin assumes Loki would irritate the Sorcerer Supreme and cause huge problems, but instead they’re like “Here, take the tesseract and go give Thanos some trouble. “*gasp* YES! *runs off* Oh, Thanos! I’ve come to bargain!” “I’m so proud. By the way, did you know I have adoption papers at the ready?”

[hugsandchaos]

Tales of Asgard Loki: If I had a nickel for every time another Loki variant crashed into my ceiling and said hi to me, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened more than once.

[hugsandchaos]

If the TVA was part of Tales of Asgard

Loki: I have some friends I’d like to introduce you to sometime.

Thor: Really?

Loki: Yeah, they’re--

[Portal opens up and a big van drives trough]

[Front window rolls down for different Loki variants to look at Tales of Asgard Loki]

Double (the boy Loki from Double Trouble): Get in, stick bug, we’re going to burn the TVA to the ground!

Loki: ...Right here, apparently.