#bizarre dreams

[bolognamayhem117]

Had a dream I was a werebadger who turned into a giant badger on the new moon (not the full moon) and specifically had a thing for attacking and breaking into Ford F-150 trucks.

[rosesutherlandwrites]

Wow I slept like a wretch last night. No clue why specifically, I mean, the world is a lot but lately I've been sleeping like a champ. Shout out to the dream about the random Amish guy who wanted me to date him and I agreed in spite of y'know, girls... because I was so curious as to what an Amish date would be like? And it was a record short date because the first thing he said was I had to listen to men, so I bonked him on the head with a rolled up newspaper like he was a bad dog, and said I would not (profane version) and he jumped up said "we're done—by the way, loved the book though" and noped out.

I was so DEEPLY confused on waking up.

[glassedice]

Uhhhhh

Last week I had one of the weirdest dreams that my mind could have gotten.

There was a new event in Azur Lane that had no storyline, no point shop, no missions. Nothing, except one character to roll on:

It was a literal skeleton from Dark Souls the game called "Yergh", and it had no dialogue except the letter 'o' as his description, and all the comments from commander players in his profile were replicating his description.

I wish I had more to mention, but I have no other memories about it except this one I tried to recreate to the best of my abilities. I theorize it must have been for playing a shit ton of Dark Souls and Elden Ring for a month, then read some reddit posts in r/thomastheplankengine that had me thinking. Either way, I was laughing my ass off when I woke up.

[redd956]

In my nightmare last night I was looting a big city mall during a zombie outbreak, and I kid you not I sacrificed so much of my carrying space for plushies and cutesy jewelry

I seriously snatched up some cute pancake themed plushes, donned some bling, and grabbed an AR off the wall. I kept getting on my phone to call my girlfriend and ask what she wanted.

"Should I get the watermelon plushie or the pancake one."

"A gun, Dezert. Get a gun"

"I can't just leave them here"

[ungulangel]

Holy shit i had the scariest dream. I was in someone’s house in an empty room with my brother and a ghostly fist appeared right in front of me, and even though it didn’t have a body it scared me a lot and I hugged my brother and cried and then I saw a little girl who looked like she was from a Tim Burton film made of clay and there were two kids from my class there and it was the most confusing and terrifying dream I’ve had in a while bro

there were also these random red visions I kept seeing and it was all very strange. And it seemed like some kind of distorted version of my grandmothers house, and they were sitting at a really short table eating what I would assume was soba??? And nobody would listen to me when I said I saw a ghost and I couldn’t run fast enough to back away from anything and I don’t know what my brain was trying to tell me but it was so scary

[gingit-cake]

Drank so much tea last night courtesy of @martini-time I had a dream Cameron Monaghan had 4 dogs and I was minding them (maybe without permission lol?) and lost one. And two of the dogs - including one I lost - were these giant fluffy white ones that my 7yo and I saw locally and my son thought looked like a polar bear. So I was running around in my dream trying to track down CM’s polar bear dog.

Lesson learned: don’t drink too much tea before bed kids!

[dead-fandom-society]

I had a dream last night that I was watching the Kardashians and it was an episode about Kim and Kanye getting married. The whole big thing that was going on was that Kim wanted them to get married on top of a massive 20-foot-tall cake, and the only way they could get to the top was by being dropped in by helicopters. Halfway through the episode, Kim got mad at Kanye and ordered his helicopter pilot to “drop him 20 feet to the left of the target” so when the day of the wedding came, Kim was put safely on top of the cake and Kanye dropped out of the sky, missed it, and died

[phoenixdown-and-fairydust]

So after braving the new confusing as heck bus system in my city and spending way longer so do errands in this godforsaken heat than is humane I got home and was meaning to just relax in my room but ended up passing out cold. I then proceeded to what I can only describe as possibly the mother of all weird dreams.

A new plant was discovered, but there was some debate around it as to whether it should be counted as a fruit or vegetable. Its leaves were sweet, but looked like a leafy green, yet it also had what resembled yellow strawberries, but was savoury and kind of spicy, and tasted like a combination of a tomato and a pepper. For some reason, I was acting as a moderator of this debate and trying to keep it civil while the participants argued in both scientific and culinary terms and with memes.

I  was trying to keep botanists and culinary experts from coming to blows over this plant when suddenly Gimli, son of Gloin, pops out of nowhere, but like he’s been there the whole time and is sick of this, and says “ you’d think that with a room full of such apparently educated people you’d all come to the conclusion that if one classification alone doesn’t fit all attributes of this plant, you’d agree to use multiple, or at least sub-classifications for the different parts”. I wanted to thank Gimli for basically taking the word right out of my mouth, but the room was about to descend into chaos again.However, before anyone could really get the argument going again, a glowing sea turtle came swimming through the air at us and paused, observing us with an unidentifiable expression, before telepathically speaking with an ominous tone.

“You young fools will not listen to the practical wisdom of the Dwarves, so I doubt you’ll listen to the Elves. But no matter. I leave you to your fate.” 

And then I suddenly woke up super confused and disoriented, and not entirely sure if it was the dream that startled me awake or my cat’s incessant mewing pulling me back to reality before things got even weirder, though I kind of wanted to see how a debate against elves was going to go down with these people. And now I’m awake and wondering what the fuck that all was, and if I cooked myself in the sun too long, or upon realizing that I haven’t really eaten today if that’s what prompted that weird dream, and if 1:30am is too late to make a pot of mac and cheese. But now I’m also now I’m a bit afraid to go back to sleep because wtf?!