#brant steele

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i fucking love this hunger games simulator it's hysterical

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Some screen grabs from a brant steele NHL Hunger Games sim that made me giggle:

If they got married, would Connor take Kyle’s last name and become Connor Connor??

On brand tbh.

Also on brand.

NOT ON BRAND!! NOT ON BRAND!!

I bet they’re talking about how hard it is being an attractive right defenseman.

…yeah.

In context this is funny because he did not kill anyone.

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taylor hale

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Part 2 of my brant steele NHL Hunger Games simulation:

It’s always nice to see Phil the Thrill and Sid having a bonding moment!!

Wow. RIP Sid. But it’s okay bc Nate isn’t separated from his boyfriend and unfortunately follows him.

Connor, you kinda had it coming.

Well I am officially down 2 people I was pulling for!

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I need y’all to vote: which group of “kumbaya” singers is funniest??

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This is it. Part 7, the final part of my brant steele NHL Hunger Games simulation.

There are three players remaining: Kyle Connor, Jack Hughes, and Jordan Kyrou.

Ok, there’s two players remaining.

I lied. There is only one.

RIP Jordan Kyrou. But, Jack Hughes offed Geno.

Really, Kyle did this for Tanger, who tended to his wounds in an earlier part.

This was fun. But now I’m emotionally attached to Kyle Connor.

I’m planning on doing this again in the future, it was a fun and pointless way to spend a few hours. I may do it with the Pens roster (my favorite team).

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Part 4 of my brant steele NHL Hunger Games simulation:

Geno humming is so true.

I always knew Jordan Kyrou was a kind soul.

Poor Timo. Just wanted to eat some fruit.

Things are quiet. I like it, Picasso.

Tanger is apparently a gentle nurse, to no one’s surprise. And stammer is a snake, also to no one’s surprise! (Fully kidding. I love Stammer.)

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I have decided to do that brant steele Hunger Games simulator, but using NHL players.

And here. We. Go.

I can’t believe both rats are dead and it’s only halfway through day 1. This is truly a tragedy.

Perhaps we should just send Nate to therapy.

Very exciting day 1. Also, I love this website. RIP Tyler Seguin we will always remember your tweet where you said you weren’t a cow.