#bridgestock

[standardmariaincorrectquotes]

Charles: what do girls do with their boobs when they’re in the shower?? Like do they just hang there?

Anna: I throw mine in a quick messy bun.

Ariadne: I take mine off and stick them to the shower door.

Lucie: omg how?? I can never get mine off.

[justanotherblackthornghost]

Bridgestock: Go to Hell.

James: Been there, done that. Next time, I’ll send a postcard.

[ardeidae]

ariadne and grace?

idk i just spent an hour thinking about chain of gold while practicing piano

okay so like think about it. if ariadne could hear anna while she was in her coma-thing, who says she didn’t hear other stuff? like, what if grace said something a little suspicious to tatiana believing that no one else could hear her, and ariadne wants to keep an eye on grace as well? i mean, i know her and anna do investigating stuff in chain of iron, so maybe?...

idk this could be very wrong but like i had to write it down

[standardmariaincorrectquotes]

Anna: And now we glimpse one of the rarest creatures in the modern world...

Anna: *points at James* A boy who reads. Now, please, do not make any sudden movements lest he flee.

James: ...

Ariadne: *claps* Magnificent.

[justanotherblackthornghost]

Bridgestock: *exists*

The entire fandom: Hahahahaha bitch

[secrets-exposed-in-the-darkness]

Favourite shadowhunter last name

Rosales

Bridgestock

Voting ended onMay 5, 2025