#broken toes

[mumblelard]

lock stock and teardrops i'll be gone or happy new sponge day imaginary constructs

my streak of perfect summer fruits ended with some mealy nectarines and a sour plum

last weekend i hiked a gorge and turned my legs into rubber

yesterday i busted my toe sideways while walking to the kitchen so i can't ramble today

last night i ate pork egg rolls and a frozen three musketeers bar for dinner

my usual breakfast is a pot of black coffee as my stomach protests any effort beyond that until three or four hours after we get up

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[gandalf-the-fool]

[shittyshitposts]

my tooooeeeeessssssss.

[babschwi]

[skybound2]

Raise your hand if you maybe possibly most likely broke a toe today when you stubbed it against a coffee table...

[whimsicalkiddiary]

my friend broke her toe recently and got a pretty good insurance money, should i break something as well? cuz it’s still 10 days before payday and i have 3,82 on my bank account

[qupritsuvwix]

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