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weird little bugs

#bear.art #it was originally just gonna be my fave cars characters but then i got sad that chick was missing his guys #and now it's just ''trio and those other two''#pixar cars #despicable trio #chick hicks #do i dare tag my dm crew..sure why not #despicable me #balthazar bratt #dru gru #francesco bernoulli #bruiser bukowski

#my top 7 fave cars characters. almost in the same order as how i'd rank them #pixar cars #cars fandom #chick hicks #tow mater #cruz ramirez #cal weathers #sally carrera #misti motorkrass #bruiser bukowski #cars meme

Things Said By Cars Characters In The Form Of Brain Rot

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Lightning McQueen : How the hell you spell 'georguous'?

Doc Hudson : Not like that.

Lightning McQueen : Well spell it for me then!

Doc Hudson : 'Gorgeous'.

Lightning McQueen : I was close enough!

Doc Hudson : You fuckin' spelled 'George-Us', kid. How was that close?

Cal Weathers : I'm sorry Roger. I'm givin' you a real hard time right now.

Roger Wheeler : It's all part of the learnin' process, son. You're still young and you've got plenty of time to keep on experiencin' new things.

Cal Weathers : Was Uncle Strip easy to teach?

Roger Wheeler : Your uncle Strip? Boy, that man was at least ten times harder to teach than you.

Cal Weathers : I'mSorryWhat-

Roger Wheeler : Yeah. He was a pain in the ass. Stubborn as a mule he was and he always had those kinds of anger problems that never really disappeared.

Cal Weathers : H u h?!

Bobby Swift : Dude. Do you think aliens exist?

Francesco Bernoulli : Why do you ask Francesco this question?

Bobby Swift : Jusy humor me. Do you think aliens think about us if they did exist?

Francesco Bernoulli : *Sigh* Yes, if aliens existed I think they would think about us.

Bobby Swift : Thank you.

Francesco Bernoulli : Maybe they would not think about you specifically, but they would think about us.

Bobby Swift : Hey! >:O

Doc Hudson : Why is it- whenever something goes wrong, you four are always in the middle of all the commotion?

Cal Weathers : I've been trying to figure that one out for about ten years now, Doctor Hudson.

Lightning McQueen : Cal, let me do the talking! Just give me five minutes to make up an excuse-

Bobby Swift : It was Brick's fault!

Brick Yardley : How was I supposed to know that underwater matches work the same as regular matches? They specified 'underwater'!

Kori Turbowitz : Mister The King, since your competitors have given each other nicknames now, what are your thoughts on facing the Thunder and Lightning duo alone?

Strip Weathers : I ain't too worried about them, Kori.

Kori Turbowitz : Oh? And why is that?

Strip Weathers : Because they're just one storm of the same variety I've faced my whole life. I, on the other hand, am the whole spectrum of natural disasters.

Kori Turbowitz : Was that a call back to your last name or personality?

Strip Weathers : Yes ma'am. :)

Darrell Cartrip : So, I've been thinkin'...

Bob Cutlass : The good thinking or the bad thinking?

Darrell Cartrip : You know how we adopted that Natalie girl?

Bob Cutlass : Yes..? I mean, we didn't technically adopt her since she's a grown woman but-

Darrell Cartrip : We have a son now.

Bob Cutlass : Excuse me?

Darrell Cartrip : Bob, this is Boost.

Boost : Hi Mister Cutlass.

Bob Cutlass : Uh- h-hi-

Darrell Cartrip : Oh, did I say 'son'? I meant 'sons'. Wingo, DJ, Snotrod! Come here!

Wingo : Hello sir.

DJ : Hi.

Snotrod : Hello.

Bob Cutlass : H-Hi there.

Darrell Cartrip : What do you think?

Bob Cutlass : I think, Darrell, that we talked about this already-

Darrell Cartrip : They need a home Bob!

Bob Cutlass : They're adults!

Darrell Cartrip : They need adultier adults!

Chick Hicks : Here me out! I'm not crazy! All my life I've gone up against people with some sort of elemental name! Strip Weathers, Lightning McQueen- now Jackson Storm is here? I mean come on! The racing circuit isn't filled with people who've got some sort of weather name, but when one does show up they're insanely good!

Chick Hicks : I mean, I exist obviously, as Chick 'Thunder' Hicks! But that's besides the point! I swear, there's some sort of superpower with having your name be some sort of natural element.

Chick Hicks : Which makes me wonder, if someone were to come in with the name 'Ember Rose' or 'Ezra Frost' would they be as superior as people with sky elements? Like Lightning' or 'Storm'? Or would they be their own separate category? What about earth or fire? Water? Ice? What does it all mean?

Bruiser Bukowski : What it all means is that you've had enough to drink for one night. I'm telling the bartender to cut you off.

Chick Hicks : No wait hold on I have more theories!

Oh boy, its trivia time. Lightning McQueen wanted to be a part of Chick Hicks' racing team before he joined Rust-eze. There could be so many story branches off of this, holy shit. Like, man wanted to race in Chick's place. Did he just think that Chick would bugger off and let him? Wat???

Oh! And not to mention he went to high school and drama club with one of his pit crew members, Bruiser Bukowski.

#pixar cars #cars fandom #cars #cars pixar #cars headcanons #disney pixar cars #chick hicks #lightning mcqueen #lightning #kachow #bruiser bukowski

OMG CARS FAN CARS FAN!!!! I LOVE CARS! ok i never see anyone ship them except for me but Chick Hicks and Bruiser Bukowski, could i get some head cannons for them perhaps?

Absolutely I like where your head's at.

-just at bad as to everyone but each out.

-they hate on McQueen together.

-really sweet to each other, like sickenly so.

-just an all around fucking problem when together.

-nobody knows how they got together not even them.

-Chick Hicks pansexual and Bruiser Bukowski is gay.

-would call McQueen a gay slur for no reason before a race and then get cancel for it, which is what caused him to come out as bisexual to the public.

-He’s a beat the allegations of being homophobic.

-absolutely shame less when it comes to each other.

-McQueen fucking hates them but is kind of happy that they found each other.

-Chick Hicks fell first and harder.

-Bruiser fell second.

-power couple.

-the healthest most secure relationship you have ever seen, somehow.

-Chick would brag to hell and back about bagging Bruiser.

-girl Dads I will not say anymore.

(That's all I could come with but would be interested in doing Cruz x Jackson storm and Francesco Bernoulli x Lighting McQueen. -fluffyfrog out)

#cars #cars 1 #chick hicks #Bruiser Bukowski #Bruiser Bukowski x Chick Hicks

Here they are. The rest of Team 86 and sticker shopkeepers. They all have mandatory mustache stickers. I should have done more color variation on em, with all the different shades of grey to yellow that Live Sharksuckers apparently come in from my photo research. Oh yeah, and the rest of the pitties except for Bruiser don't have canon names, so they are names I made up for 'em.

#carbonfire inksoles #bruiser bukowski #splatoon #pixar cars #crossover au #the last of the art I'll make of adapted cars characters for a bit. I wanna draw some seathrillchase equipment for the inkfish for a bit #but then I do wanna do the characters that are in one post coming soon about role-filling.

you cannot separate them or else the world will implode

#pixar cars #world of cars #cars 2006 #cars #chick hicks #bruiser bukowski #chuiser #cars toys #this is so cute though #if you separate them devastating things will occur #i have been thinking about them ever since i saw bruiser’s description as chick’s number two fan #they are so silly to me

Nigeltheshark Art Recap 2023!

Felt like I drew more than last year lol. Here's a poster of funky and silly doodles throughout this year!

Here's hope that I'll be able to draw even more in 2024, since I'll be finish secondary school soon~