#call rambles

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best part about tumblr is when lustcannibalism, willgrahamscock, and hanniballecterscock are all online at the same time and you get to watch them all jerk off to each other on your dash

[fletch-spam]

Me, remembering how this scene happened when Monica asked Will who his true love was and he automatically turned to Damien because Damien was there and Monica said they were cute, and realizing Will was right about Damien being his true love and he knows Damien is the one who woke him up and he loves him but he just doesn't realize it yet: *sobbing noises*

[callmeizukunotdeku]

"but wouldn't Gothamites notice all of Bruce's scars and--"

WRONG a Gothamite sees someone whose nose has never been broken and screams

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I'm going to (remembers that suicide isn't a wish for death so much as it is escape from problems caused by the systems controlling you) stab caesar

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webcomic recs

Novae

ongoing - active

probably my favorite webcomic of all time

historical romance between an astronomist and a necromancer with a twist that had me SCREAMING

stunning art and incredible worldbuilding by @novae-comic

Recoil

ongoing - on hiatus

story about a guy who discovers his powers and gets fucked over by a system that’s supposed to help him

definitely check the tws on this one (listed in the about section on the website)

been a while since i've reread this one so i don't remember a lot of the plot details sadly; i just remember enjoying the shit out of it

lovely art and story by @recoilcomic

The Sanity Circus

complete

always love good circus media

features a lot of incredible beasts

this one has such good worldbuilding i love it

Ride or Die

ongoing - active

ngl this is the only one of these i’m actually caught up on

hyperfixation brain latched onto this one STRONG

loser4loser is my favorite pairing and it’s like half the plot of this comic

the actual plot is the mc, Lucky, is trying to find his mom, ends up finding his mom’s car and learning that the car is possessed (and named Helix)

in the great words of the author and artist @marsoid, “Demons. Cars. Gay people.”

[callmeizukunotdeku]

problem with orgasm denial in hollanov is that ilya thinks shane is soooo hot when shane comes and shane is so turned on by ilya that just giving him a blowjob not even touching himself can get him off if he knows he's not supposed to come

[callmeizukunotdeku]

freaky jaytim anons are actually the most beautiful form of art the world has to offer thank you to all the freaky jaytim anons in my askbox i'm kissing you all

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