#canon meme

[suntiger745]

The Nexus has a new mod for Elminster.

Aside from being a homage to the Gandalf Big Naturals meme, Mystra has canonically turned Elminster into a woman for a few years to expand his understanding of the Weave.

Elmira, as she was known during these years, didn't have a long white beard of course, but it's still pretty funny how lore-accurate a meme mod is. :P

[prevsapphism]

🍥🍥🍰🍨the SWEETS headcanon meme!🍨🍰🍥🍥

i’ve not seen a desserts meme round here, so i made one!! send me ‘🍰’ + A NUMBER for a desserts headcanon!

what’s my character’s favourite dessert?

is my character a ‘sweet tooth?’ how bad is it? 

what’s my character’s favourite sweets flavour? ( ie strawberry, chocolate, lime, orange etc. )

do they have dessert after dinner every night, or is it for special occasions?

does my character bake? how good are they? how often do they do it?

does my character prefer handmade or store-bought desserts?

what dessert does my character have for their birthday?

chocolate or vanilla? why or why not?

white, dark, or milk chocolate? why or why not?

chocolate and vanilla, chocolate and peanut butter, chocolate and caramel or chocolate and mint? why or why not?

what’s their go-to plastic penny-candy / pick-and-mix / bulk candy bag?

strawberry, vanilla, or chocolate milkshakes? why or why not?

cookies or brownies? why or why not?

how often did my character have sugar growing up? why or why not? is it the same as an adult?

what was my character’s favourite dessert growing up? is it still the same now, or is it something else?

how does sugar affect them? do they ‘sugar-rush’ and then ‘crash’ after? 

pie or cake? why or why not?

italian ice / snow cones, ice cream, ice custard or frozen yoghurt? why or why not?

what’s my character’s fro-yo cup look like? what flavours and toppings?

what’s my character’s ice-cream shop order look like? how many scoops? what cone? what flavours and toppings?

what’s my character’s cafe / bakery order--what do they pick with their coffee or tea?

what’s their go-to sundae? ( chocolate-fudge brownie, banana split, cookie sundae etc. )

edge, centre or corner brownie?

soft or Cronchy cookies? 

what’s their LEAST favourite dessert? why?

[thatspookyagent]

Fan: "But that's not what the canon says!" 😤

Me:

[hazelolive]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_asUdhlLz8) 

@leblubbles 

you’ll thank me trust me XD video by Kenmarleen

[kingofthewilderwest]

Hey, for the Canon meme? Hiccup. Astrid. And the two together. (take your time sir no rush)

Canon Meme

ASTRID HOFFERSON

Canon: Astrid can do handsprings and flips on the back of a flying dragon. She can do gymnastics stunts on the back of a flying dragon.

Headcanon: Astrid started training to fight dragons at a young age. We know, from a deleted scene, that the axe she wields in the first movie was once her mother’s. She takes great pride in wielding her mother’s axe, understands that the war between humans and dragons will soon become her war to fight, and does her best to become an adept fighter. As a child, she is very ferocious and understand moreso than others her age how important it is to fight dragons. This knowledge was instilled to her because her uncle Fearless Finn Hofferson was frozen by the Flightmare. Upon seeing her family’s name disgraced because they didn’t fight dragons “well enough,” she became serious very young about fighting dragons. She was already ready to fight them before Finn Hofferson was frozen… but after that, she really worked the axe. The tumbling stunts she can do (handsprings, etc.) are mostly skills she picked up and learned on her own… her mother and father didn’t do things like that in battle.

Heartcanon: My heart says that Astrid’s feelings for Hiccup developed more gradually over time than the first movie leads us to believe. We see her go from antagonistic to timidly interested in Hiccup over the course of one “Romantic Flight” evening. I think that, even though she started giving Hiccup those sudden, spurious kisses in HTTYD, it was only through more time that she really started to love him. The flighty, unpredictable, impulsive teenage love was what we first saw. But as she and Hiccup came to know one another well, came to befriend one another well, and came to spend so much time with one another… that early teenage “crush” morphed into real, solid, and deep feelings for Hiccup. What she felt for Hiccup at the end of HTTYD was simple attraction and interest, but it was only later that the love became deep and Really Really Real.

Soulcanon: Hiccup was Astrid’s first and only crush. And Astrid was Hiccup’s first and only major crush, too.

HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD

Canon: Hiccup takes on an enormous, four hundred foot long dragon by himself and Toothless. He fights the Red Death by himself and Toothless in the skies. And he wins. When he’s fourteen years old. Damn.

Headcanon: Like many other Viking chiefs we have seen (ex: Stoick, Dagur), Hiccup grows his hair out long and has it braided in one thick braid. Oh. And there’s a beard. Definitely adult Beardcup.

Heartcanon: It takes a long time for Hiccup to be able to walk on his new prosthetic. He might be able to stagger out the door with Toothless’ support upon waking up, but he is in excruciating pain. It is quite a long and tedious ordeal for him to learn how to walk, then run, on his own. Even by the time of Gift of the Night Fury, he’s still more prone to slips and falls (regardless of the presence of ice) than he was before the amputation.

Soulcanon: No one’s telling me that Hiccup is ambidextrious. He’s a natural lefty. He is.

HICCSTRID

Canon: Hiccup and Astrid have a great relationship that is more than physical attraction. They have a strong, deep relationship that allows them to have romantic times together, serious times together, silly times together - anything. They can laugh with one another over silly nothings or speak heart-to-heart about things that bother them. We see this occur, for instance, at the start of HTTYD 2.

Headcanon: Hiccup and Astrid aren’t betrothed by HTTYD 2 times. Hiccup is still struggling about who he is, who he should become, and many other concerns that plague people as they are entering adulthood. Hiccup isn’t mentally comfortable in the world of being an adult yet, so he has not yet made the very adult step of becoming engaged with Astrid.

Heartcanon: Astrid saves Hiccup’s butt far more times than Hiccup saves Astrid’s butt. Although Hiccup is typically strategic with his choices in dangerous situations, Astrid is the one with the greatest amount of formal combat training. She’s talented, dexterous, and always able to save her boyfriend in time. Way before the events of How to Train Your Dragon 2, Astrid has saved Hiccup’s life triple the times that he has caught her, say, falling from her dragon. Toothless of course saves Hiccup his fair share of times, too, but he’s getting very sick of his rider being in dangerous circumstances. Astrid and Toothless working together to keep this daredevil dragon rider’s heart beating is one reason that Toothless adores Astrid by HTTYD 2 times.

Soulcanon: Hiccup and Astrid marry and live long, happy lives together as a couple. They have a decently large family, probably about four kids. Astrid doesn’t let Hiccup name the kids. Because here’s the thing: if Hiccup named the kids, he’d probably ask Toothless for advice. But “Slobbering Tongue” is not an appropriate name for a Viking girl. True, the hideous name would scare off the gnomes and trolls, but “Slobbering Tongue” is STILL not an appropriate name for a Viking girl.

[lefthanded-sans]

Papyrus canons?

Yay Papyrus! NYEH HEH HEH HEH let’s do this!

Canon Meme

Canon: Papyrus demonstrates he is a talented artist. He is capable of painting such a realistic backdrop against the Snowdin bridge that it actually looks like a scene of snowy trees. Wowie!

Headcanon: I headcanon that Sans more or less raised Papyrus, and that Papyrus is a good deal younger than his older brother. I like to headcanon they are about twelve to seventeen years apart in age. At the very least, I see a decade between them.

Heartcanon: I know Papyrus’ real favorite food isn’t spaghetti. I laughed really hard that Toby Fox pulled that tricky move on the fans with his UT anniversary post. I love that Toby did that.

But even then, my heart still wants to say that Papyrus is a dieheart lover of spaghetti and loves to eat spaghetti, too. And when he gets to the surface of the human world, he get ecstatic at all the types of restaurants that serve noodles - he’ll be all over Vietnamese pho and Italian pasta and Thai noodles and anything that slightly resembles spaghetti. My heart says that Papyrus just doesn’t love cooking spaghetti, but loves eating spaghetti, too.

Soulcanon: Papyrus would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVERRRR try to kill the human child. Not even in a hypothetical universe where Frisk kills Sans in a Genocide Route and Papyrus is the last skeleton standing. Papyrus is too precious, pure, and good to legitimately fight the human, even then.

[kingofthewilderwest]

For the canon meme, Toothless from the HTTYD movies

Sounds good!

Canon Meme

Canon: Toothless did not like the tail that Hiccup constructed for him in Gift of the Night Fury and consequently smashed it. Toothless does not want to fly on his own anymore: he would rather only be capable of flying with Hiccup or not at all.

Headcanon: This isn’t based upon much evidence either way, but my personal thoughts are that Toothless was not abandoned as a baby. Toothless was around Night Furies for several years. But once he got caught up with the Red Death and her nest, he no longer saw any more of his species. Maybe some other Night Furies were part of her nest, maybe not, but it was around that time that Toothless quit seeing others of his kind.

Heartcanon: Can I heartcanon about HTTYD 3 and the few comments we’ve heard about the upcoming film? According to taglines for HTTYD 3 (spoilers?), Toothless will meet a potential mate, a female Night Fury. My heart wants Toothless to encounter other Night Furies, but my heart wants the story to be that he discovers an entire enclave of the dragons, not one female. Imagine Hiccup and Toothless on a journey. They see a flash of dark wings disappearing into a forest. Curious, they follow it. And suddenly, they realize that they are surrounded… by not one… but a whole group of Night Furies. Young dragons, old dragons, male dragons, females, newly hatched dragons. It’s a small community of Night Furies!

Soulcanon: Toothless felt responsible for Stoick’s death, despite the fact that firing the plasma blast was out of his control. Just look at his sad and terrified eyes when he steps toward Hiccup in that scene. Toothless feels sorry and upset over what he has “done.”