therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
Cuntula
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INHALES I am once again here to discuss MIDWIFE HALSIN with you all.
Makes sense. He's a "renowned healer" and he's over 300 years old. He's probably helped deliver hundreds of both animal and humanoid babies over the years.
INHALES I am once again here to discuss MIDWIFE HALSIN with you all.
I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.
Jaheira, the High-Harper 🌸
finally sharing my piece for Baldur’s Gate Floral Zine 🌸
portrait commission for @f-ernace of her epic oc🔥💥💜💙
labyrinth! please zoom in on this or i'll get turned into a goblin
oh also!! happy 40th anniversary to this film because Holy Shit
hey! just updating this to say its available as a print here! I'd be really appreciative of support <3
It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.
This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.
“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.
“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.
“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.
Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.
Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.
This also applies to:
Syllabi
Instructions
"Is anybody going to STOP Phyn from licking the blood?"
--Spore druids just kind of do their own thing
I can absolutely see each member of Huntrix assuming the other two are not virgins, while all three of them are.
Zoey
Perception: She's so cute and affectionate and energetic and uninhibited!
Reality: Was the Weird Kid in school, has closeness and relationship issues due to her parents' messy divorce, when she dares to make a move she tries to flirt by infodumping or by love poems that are too much for most people.
Mira
Perception: The classic take-no-shit does-what-she-wants bad girl. She must have a string of conquests as long as her hair.
Reality: Didn't like or trust anyone she met when she was still in her family's social circle, now she scares off everyone not brave or perceptive enough to see the lovergirl inside the badgirl. Also a little afraid of fallout from being a hunter hurting anyone close to her.
Rumi
Perception: Gorgeous, confident, in control. She could have whoever she wanted.
Reality: Hello, patterns? Also, trauma?
Extra vers of the design cmm I posted earlier :3
#I had to look it up#they tried to ban sex *in public*#but misphrased it#and instead banned sex everywhere
animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to
[ID: king haggard’s castle from the last unicorn (1982), the horned king’s castle from the black cauldron (1985), and maleficent’s castle from sleeping beauty (1959) /end ID]
aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles
Wizards (1977)
oh to have foxes play where I've laid to rest