#captain hook headcanons

[groovy-lady]

I’m curious what religion Captain James Hook follows/believes in, if any!

*In the Disney version, during the scene at Skull Rock, James exclaims “Odd’s fish!”, which is a euphemism (also called a minced oath) for the exclamation “God’s face” (“Odd’s fish” was a favored euphemism of King Charles II) and later in the film, Smee mentions James’ Sunday set of hooks.

*In the 2003 version, James says, “Thank Lucifer the beast swallowed a clock.”

So now I’m curious about James Hook’s religious beliefs! What do y’all think?

[astarions-bride]

Adding to the glorious tattoo idea

Hook would go feral? Seeing “Hook” or even just “Captain” with a little hook beside it?? You aren’t leaving the bed for DAYS

BARK WOOF BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK

EXACTLY

This man would turn into a beast if you had his name, in any variation, tattooed on your body. Especially if it's on a part he likes (On or near your tits. Even your sternum would be a good spot)

He would make sure you are properly taking care of the tattoo, would even offer to help put cream on it, and would lovingly stroke it and coo how much he adores you. Sometimes he might get a little sappy and gently kiss it.

During sex his eyes are glued to it and seeing his claim on you has brought him over the edge plenty of times.

He's obsessed 😌

[underqualified-human]

Short Headcanons that me and my friends [who don't know what headcanons are] came up with: Villain Parenting Addition

Captain Hook co-parents with Mr Smee

Hades teaches his kid about being evil and is like a soccer mom the whole time

The Queen of Hearts would throw a child as a weapon

Ja'far isn't the type to hit a child as punishment, but he would lock them in a dark room

Gaston would be the worst + teaches his son to be the biggest man whore

[vampire-lady-of-lesbos]

First time //James Hook.

Captain James Hook x gender neutral reader.

Headcanons about this man first time.

Sub!Hook because it makes sense.

🖤 I am a hundred percent sure that this lovely mas has never EVER give even a kiss, this is a mix between the way J.M Barrie wrote Hook and a personal headcanon.

🖤 So let's beging with the kiss.

🖤He has a hole mental conversation with himself before he asks if he may kiss you, this man is a gentleman, he is not going to do something you haven't verbally consent to

🖤Even the minimum touch is asked, sometimes you tease him telling him that he is gonna end up asking for permission to look at you, he just laughs it off but it might pass his mind that maybe some of his looks are... inappropriate, even if they're not, he thinks they are.

🖤When you kissed him he had a malfunction, your lips feels so good, his cheeks get warm, he doesn't know what to do, so he let's you take control, you grabbed his jaw and lean over, he kisses you good, is a good kiss, but is obvious he has never kiss someone.

🖤 You have to tell him that it was good, that you aren't disappointed, that you still love him.

🖤Give him a hug he needs it, love him please.

🖤 This man is lonely okay? He needs love, he needs someone to remind him that his thoughts are tricking him, but he is not going insane, he.needs.love.

Let's go to the part y'all want.

🖤 So it took him months after you two started dating.

🖤 He felt a little ashamed to confess that he had an erection after you kissed him.

🖤 Then he tells you that he hasn't have sex, like never.

🖤 You don't know how to react, but no shame what so ever.

🖤 You asked him if he want to do it.

🖤 He accepted but he is scared that you might end disappointed by his body or skills.

So you started the contact, you kissed him, your hands goes to his jaw, you sat on his lap and keep kissing down his neck.

He whines and he gets red from the embarrassment, you tell him not to repress his sounds and he...obeys.

He obeys everything you told him.

Surprisingly.

Captain Hook likes control, but here with you, he lets you take over.

So you told him what to do and he obeys without comply.

But.

When you tell him he is doing good...that he is being good, this man lost it, he justaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

And then the clothes comes off, you told him he is beautiful, that you love him so much.

He is gonna cry, he has never felt like this.

🖤 Do whatever you want with him, he is gonna like it, just you need to praise him, he needs the praise and worship and all that, he needs love.

🖤Give him love for fuck's sake.

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A/N: heyyyyy, hello, here have some Captain Hook content, k bye, it seems that i am in my flop era.

[thebrownssociety]

Captain Hook [And other related characters] Headcanons

1. He [along with all the other Toons in Peter Pan] was created in 1949, four years before  Peter Pan was released. That means he’s now about 72/73.  Anyone who think he’s lost his sharp edge in those years however is gravely mistaken. 

2. Hook initially seems like one of the weakest villains when you put him next to others like Malificent and Jafar as he doesn’t have any magical powers. What he does have however is a hook which he has no problem using and a mathematically-inclined brain. After his film he was approached by Pete Cat to join the rest of the villains. At that point it was Pete, Grimheilde and Lady Tremain as the main three players. Hook slotted in effortlessly, although there was quite a lot of debate about whether or not Smee would be allowed to be present at the get-togethers as he wasn’t a main villain. Hook made it quite clear that although Smee was a ‘complete and utter imbecile’ he was HIS complete and utter imbecile and therefore Smee would stay or else Pete would feel the sharp edge of his hook.  Smee stayed. 

3. Hook’s emotions go all over the place on any day. One day he’s calm and level-headed, the next day he’s unable to make a cup of tea without Smee’s assistance. Smee after many many years has come to recognise these moods and can navigate them effortlessly, but for everyone else they’re always a bit on edge as to if Hook’s going to be polite and considerate [for a villain] or awkward and difficult. 

4. Hook’s was created with his hook and therefore has never known life without it. He feels it’s a core piece of his identity as a villain and gets very defensive if anyone should dare insinuate it doesn’t make him as great as, say, Maleficent or Jafar. He has many many hooks that he can interchange to help him accompany different tasks. [Some of these are shown on ‘Jake And The Never-Land Pirates.’] He has a plunger, a feather, a mechanical whirly-hand that Hook can use to fly [this was specifically designed for him by Professor Ludwig as Hook got sick of not being able to fly like Peter Pan and the fairies.] a knife [In theory this is just to help him be able to cook, but sometimes he likes swopping it for the hook and scaring the hell out of everyone with that instead.] and many others.  Including a torch which gets quite a lot of use. In the show [JATNLP]  he has these on a cabinet, but off-screen he just carries them round in his hammerspace because he never knows when he might need them.

[astarions-bride]

Hook just massaging your tits or thighs as you sit on his lap falling asleep , that's it

-⭐

Yeeessssss 😩

Would probably be one of the only times he allows himself to be soft towards you. Hiding his softer emotions until you are asleep then spending time rubbing gently over your body and kissing the top of your head.

Cuddling into you and holding you tighter as if afraid you might slip away or be stolen from him. Whispering his love and devotion to you. Massaging your thighs or your breast just to feel closer to you. Marveling at how you are his

[astarions-bride]

sugar daddy Capt. Hook…… 🥐

ABSOLUTELY! 😍

I fully headcanon that Captain Hook would be Sugar Daddy material!

Like...maybe the reason Neverland tolerates him so much is because he's a big baller. His pocket change could buy out a few businesses if he so desired. He could make or break a company with one visit.

So he would absolutely spoil his lover. The best Neverland has to offer laid out at your feet without him so much as blinking. Shopping at high-end stores, eating at the best restaurants, and anything else that strikes your fancy.

Anything for his precious love 😌