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so i learned that one of lucy’s nicknames was Geminizzle so i thought of the astrology and found out something for the emcy shippers

Sweet Mayhem: Geminizzle? Wait, you’re a Gemini?

Lucy: Uh...

Batman: I don’t believe in astrology.

Queen Watevra: Same. I still like outer space itself anyway. Who cares about what sign we are that affects our actions from planets, i rather have my planets bring effect instead and it’ll be way better than the solar system :)

Unikitty: A twin?!

Benny: Does that make Emmet an Aquarius?

Susan: The perfect FIT~!

Ice Cream Man: For once, I side with this pair whom i announced for them to get married.

Batman: Good.

Queen Watevra: Well aren’t you a fussy servant I always had in my early days before the Man of Bats stepped in? :)

Unikitty: I ship it!

Metalbeard: I should be ye cruise!

Benny: Or take you both to outer space!

Scribble Cop: No one should bother! I should guard!

Emmet: Aww, guys...!

Lucy: Whoa, whoa! OK, OK, slow down. We’re still special best friends, but we appreciate your plans for us. Just reserve all that for the future.

Emmet: For the future...

Lucy: Yeah... the future...

[silence]

Emmet: Nothing will happen to me this time, okay?

Lucy: Sure... Well? Unikitty, ready to head inside— WHOA MY GOSHNESS.

[unikitty and ice cream man blocking the door away from bashers]

Unikitty: I know it’s not confirmed yet but please!!!

Ice Cream Man: Don’t barge in, baddies. Please don’t.

Metalbeard: Alrighty, continuing movie.

Batman: I have the remote.

Emmet Brickowski and the entire LEGO Movie cast (except Rex Dangervest and Master Frown) collectively said "Fuck Cringe Culture"

visiting a LEGO store that isn’t near my area !

where’s rex ???? aw ,, i appreciate the heart and metalbeard tho, and look at benny with that vISOR OMM i want rex to wear it as adventurer spy gear! would be good for a tlm spy au too. this looks like a setting where bc/gc didnt have their face Q-tipped and would be looking out for invasions with lucy. the story’s still the same though.

lol it was supposed to be emmet and lucy but then pLOT TWIST it was nya who recently rescued the sewer babies and he’d freak out “Wait, you’re not Lucy! What did you do to my house?”

[cue rated E fanfic based on that extra tlm creation-]

#emmet brickowski #the lego movie 2: the second part #tlm2 #wyldstyle #benny blue chu #metalbeard #captain metalbeard #tlm metalbeard #no systar system???#rip batman and queen watevra wan’abi #*SENDS THIS LIKE 12 hOURS LATER #app kicked me out but when it said i can restore i went wHew!#unikitty #not gonna tag nya #gcbc #tlm au ideas #rex in pieces *sad yeehaw*

frens first because they need more love

#the lego movie 2: the second part #tlm2 #i have more!!! i just wanna put it in different piles haha #unikitty #benny blue chu #lady in the back #batman #queen whatevra wan’abi #captain metalbeard #metalbeard #wHERES LUCYYYYY #ommmm i didnt do so much lucy photos im sorryyyyy #i need to make this up right after i post these

i love scripts so lets see how much "stay in character" i can do on TLM characters

Emmet: Hello! I'm Emmet Brickowski. I like instructions and i'm a Master Builder. I have friends like Lucy, Batman, Unikitty, Benny, Metalbeard, and my projection of ego, Rex Dangervest! He's invisible now, nowhere to be seen, but y'know? I'd like to see him someday. Maybe in my dreams? I don't know, but that would be awesome! Take it away, Lucy!

Lucy: Uh, OK? Hi, i'm Lucy, I used to be called Wyldstyle but you can use that as a nickname. I used to have Batman as a boyfriend but he's married now. Oh, um, there he is... I'll just-

Batman: Yeah, yeah, move it. Sup? I'm Batman and i'm, like, super taken. My Queen is beautiful and she thinks i'm stunning. We are taken and we like it when we are together. I still like the dark, and I don't think I changed one bit.

Unikitty: Hiii~! I am Unikitty. I used to be a princess of Cloud Cuckoo Land until everything got washed away. Thanks to my friends, I been moving on! But, I have my own show and it shows all my other friends too! I think we're gonna have a lot of glitter and fun!

Benny: Hi! I'm Ben! Call me Benny! I can build a spaceship!

Metalbeard: Ahoy! The name's Metalbeard, a pirate who once had a crew until nearly captured by the Lord Business! Now me only have me'self with me friends.

Bad Cop: Oh, hello. Do you see this chair? Don't make me have a fit or we're gonna have to get cranky. Sit down before I lift it.

Good Cop: Hello there! Enjoy your stay! President Business will be waiting!

I don't want to watch Parks and Rec. Not because I don't think it's a good show; everything I've seen on tumblr indicates that it's a great show. No, I don't want to watch Parks and Rec because I want so hard to believe that Nick Offerman's natural voice is the one he used as the robot pirate in Lego Movie.

#parks and rec #lego movie #nick offerman #ron swanson #captain metalbeard