#captain sham

[would-hannibal-eat-them]

Would Hannibal Eat Captain Sham from A Series of Unfortunate Events?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 3, 2025

[scythevampire]

🌊 Scythe’s MerMay 2025 | Week 3: Scar 🌊

I nearly missed week 3 bc of summer school so I’m sorry if this looks rushed

Bonus doodle under the cut:

[albertvictoria-art]

Count Olaf’s Various Finery Disguises.

Here are some illustrations of the several costumes Count Olaf wore during the events of the first seven books from “A Series of Unfortunate Events”.

(I made these designs back in 2016 but never posted them before, so I thought it would be nice to share them)

[silkhy-john]

There’s something unbelievably petty about Captain Sham saying “I ate spaghetti with puttanesca sauce”, maybe it’s the fact that Count Olaf almost got violent with the Baudelaires for not magically knowing he’d wanted a beef roast instead??? Anyway yeah

[issybean13]

Captain Julio Sham vs Coach Genghis

Captain Julio Sham

Coach Genghis

Voting ended onMar 5, 2024

[hopeurokays]

the wide window:part one

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[margueritegracq]

ASOUE EVERY 5 SECONDS

Baudelaires: "IT'S NOT (insert fake name here) IT'S COUNT OLAF!!!!"

Mr. Poe: ThAt'S riDiCUloUS! EveRyoNE knOwS cOUnt oLAf dOeSN't hAvE (insert part of the disguise here)

Baudelaires: HE'S IN DISGUISE!!!

Olaf: What no I'm not! You're confused.

Poe: You do look very confused to me...

Baudelaires: WHA-AJSJDKSKEKEKEJ

[hms-surprise]

Aye Aye Aye, I Love the Sea...