Things Ada Says in Public That Just Make Sense:
"Baby, she's not even looking at me. Why are you glaring at her" (me, giving bombastic side eye)
"Do you want a stuffie or candy today?" (Me, "uh ada you gots ta choose. Me too much baby")
"Um. Baby, you can't go in there." "Whys?" "That's for big girls." "Hmph"
"*My real name* you can't run off like that. You scared me. Come here."
*notices another guy looking at me* "baby, come here. Good girl." *pulls me super close and kisses my forehead*
*after I order my Boba from the mall* "that was scary wasn't it? You did so good though! I'm surprised you didn't ask for help. Such a good girl."
*chuckles* "baby, your shoe came undone. Here. Let daddy help."
"Baby, are you overstimulated? Come on, let's go to the book store, it's quiet in there."
"Too much social interaction today? You look sleepy. Come on. Let's go home and get you a nap."
"Yeah, that was a lot of walking huh baby? Yeah. You deserve cuddles."
"No, you can't- you have to pay for that. You can't just walk off with it."
"Uh, baby. What are you doing?" "Bite." "Ohh, my puppy wants nummies? Ok. Let's get you some food."