How I differentiate the different incarnations of the Doctor
First Doctor: old man goes around kidnapping teachers and getting into fisticuffs
Second Doctor: funny guy has the hots for a Scotsman
Third Doctor: gay fashion icon likes science and martial arts
Fourth Doctor: yep that's an eldritch horror
Fifth Doctor: single father struggles to make queer children get along, falls on the ground several times while trying
Sixth Doctor: gay pride flag is a bastard to people as a self defense mechanism but actually cares a lot
Seventh Doctor: man commits atrocities while teaching young women life lessons
Eighth Doctor: constantly having the worst day of his life, but at least he probably won't remember it!
War Doctor: older man becomes more and more tired of being alive
Ninth Doctor: sir please save some PTSD for the rest of us
Tenth Doctor: gradual moral degeneration combined with constantly remembering past trauma
Eleventh Doctor: baby eldritch abomination really shouldn't travel without his parents
Twelfth Doctor: badass communist rockstar says fuck the police
Thirteenth Doctor: covers up trauma with dinosaur bandaids they give out to children















