#sassdragon

[weareallmadhereincorrectquotes]

AnimaWolf: FUCKING HELL!

SassDragon: Language

AnimaWolf: FUCKING HECK!!

[all-the-lovely-mad-ones]

Buying Cash

*at a pizza buffet*

Squish: Don't they have one of those things where you buy cash?

SassDragon: You mean where you buy tickets?

Squish: No, cash. You - you buy cash.

SassDragon: ...An ATM?

Squish: Yeah, that!

[all-the-lovely-mad-ones]

Last Words

Squish: *showing everyone a meme that says "You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye and your last words are the last text you sent."*

Squish: Oof.

Sand: Nice!

SassDragon: Ooh!

Mobius: Well then...

Mobius: I'm sensing a trend here. It's like we don't care.

SassDragon: We're either excited or offended. There is no in between.

[all-the-lovely-mad-ones]

Cat Teachers

Ailbe: I just learned cats attack us when we rub their bellies because they're trying to teach us to defend ourselves and now I feel the need to stab a house intruder in front of my cat to make him proud of me and prove I am capable.

SassDragon: ...So what I'm hearing is that my cats are of the understanding that I would be useless in a fight and thus do not even try.

[all-the-lovely-mad-ones]

The Mad Ones as ATLA Characters

Squish: 

Ailbe:  

Mobius: 

SassDragon:

Anima:

Lilia:

Sand: 

[all-the-lovely-mad-ones]

Cotton Candy

SassDragon, looking at Ateez's Instagram: Okay, but WHAT is Yunho's hair?

Ailbe: Cotton candy is what it is.

SassDragon: But - but the string. I don't mind the pink, I like the pink. But the STRING.

Ailbe: You gotta keep the cotton candy in the bag somehow!

[all-the-lovely-mad-ones]

Postmates

Ailbe: If you send a post to your friend, does that make it a postmate?

SassDragon: ...I don't know what I expected from life, but it was not this.

[all-the-lovely-mad-ones]

Vegetation

SassDragon, listening to Untamed instrumentals: Vegetation is pretty.

Ailbe: Indeed. This planet's flora is quite pleasing to the ocular receptors. Now if only it could be pleasing to this vessel's immune system, then it would be truly a magnificent addition to the enjoyment of residing on such a vast planet.