Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheeeeese Weasel!
He's not a silly raindeer or a rabbit or a bird
He's the Cheeeeese Weasel!
He's got a little black tail
And short buck teeth
And he doesn't bring fish
And he doesn't bring beef
So you better be good if you want to get cheese
From the Cheeeeese Weasel!
One of those odd little internet holidays, a friend of mine took to hosting a Cheese Weasel Party every April, and I try to host one if I can.
It's very simple - you invite as many people as possible, and have everyone bring a couple of fancy cheeses that you don't normally get an excuse to have, and that's it! Some people bring wine.
(It is a fantastic party to host, because all you need to supply is plates, soft drinks, and crackers, and you end up with the most amazing leftovers.)
It can be a very kid friendly party too - one year I got a couple of pizza kits and the kids created pizzas with all sorts of unusual cheeses.
So happy Cheese Weasel Day! I hope that amazing mustelid blessed you with cheese.















