#chef fail

[prokopetz]

So I’m making myself a ham and pineapple pizza.

I decided to do things the old-fashioned way this time - it’s a bit time-consuming, but you can’t beat scratch-made pizza for flavour.

I prepare the dough from scratch, mix the spices for the sauce, grate the cheese, slice the ham - and finally, I’m ready to add the last ingredient.

I look at the can in my hand.

This is not pineapple.

I don’t have pineapple.

I’m holding a can of creamed corn.

[vine-blog]

Players fuck up

[itsatparty]

Sometimes, you put garlic bread in the oven and forget about it for 5.5 hours...oops

[culinary-institute-of-america]

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[boredbugcom]

Hilarious Proof That Men Definitely Cannot Cook

Hilarious Proof That Men Definitely Cannot Cook

We know that this may sound a little sexist to some people, but come on… why the hell do men suck so much in the kitchen?! Okay, so there’s some guys out there who know how to cook amazingly and prepare fantastic dishes, but unfortunately, many of them are disasters in the kitchen and even attempting to cook an egg can be a challenge. This is precisely why pizza can not only save the night, but…

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[zhinni]

Well Shoot

I made an unfortunate meal this evening... See, here's what happened:

We had leftover chicken, and my specialty meal is chicken and dumplings so I was all "i'll make that since it's been kinda cool out" So I had the broth cooking and when I went to put the chicken in I noticed we didn't have quite enough for everybody.

Now earlier today I had seen a can of chicken on the table and so my first thought was "i'll just grab that and it'll be fine"... I opened the can, dumped it in and got an overwhelming wave of fish smell.

Yep. I dumped a huge can of tuna into my chicken and dumplings. No way am I gonna be able to salvage this, so I just went ahead with it. It's pretty much absolutely revolting. 

Sorry family... My absentmindedness doesn't usually reach the kitchen but this time it did.