#child problems

[xsakulumix]

Me: *woke up at 3pm even though your parents promised to wake you up before noon*

Me: Why the heck did you not wake me up?

Dad: I know nothing about this.

Mom: You went to sleep late, I didn't want you to sleep less than 8 hours.

Me: MUM! No matter how late I went to sleep, I woke up at frigging 3pm! I slept AT LEAST 10 hours!

Dad: Are you in hurry somewhere?

Me: No.

Dad: Well then there's no problem.

[quitepersonalstuffhere]

When your parent asks you to talk to their relatives on the phone out of a sudden

[christthatshinesthroughme]

[thechangeling4]

children are inexperienced through no fault of their own. they're not stupid. their entire brain is primed for learning! if they grow up stupid, it's because YOU raised them that way. if they can't understand something, it's because YOU can't/won't explain it properly!

9 out of 10 "problems" in children is purely the fault of the people responsible for raising/educating them!

[just-messing-around]

I made a huge, long post about how kids I don't know coming up and being friendly with me easily sends me into a slight panic that I have to work on controlling in order to be nice to the child, let them feel seen, heard and understood and and do my best to keep them away from possible dangers until their parent or guardian comes along-

Also how a seemingly small, innocent situation that happened during my parenting classes fücks me up and makes me cry when I think back on it because of a few dark reasons that I don't want to get into right now-

Anyways...I made a huge, long, detailed post about it, but I deleted it at the last minute instead of pushing the publish button, because I feared that it would trigger horrific memories in people.

Long story short-

Me: I wonder why random kids find me so approachable and randomly come up to me as if I'm their friend to play games and stuff 😅

What I fear people think: Uhg, look at this bítch. She's pretending to not understand, but she's actually bragging about how great she is with kids.

What's actually going on:

ALMOST EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS, IT SENDS ME INTO A PANIC THAT I HAVE TO WORK HARD TO KEEP UNDER CONTROL AND I WISH I COULD GET RID OF WHATEVER ATTRACTS THEM TO ME SO I'D NEVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS AGAIN, BUT I FEAR THAT THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS MAKE MYSELF LOOK SCARY TO KIDS, BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SCARE KIDS OR MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE, I JUST WANT THEM TO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE UNLESS THEY NEED HELP WITH AN EMERGENCY OR SOMETHING- GOD, HELP ME!!

Heheh...

I cried while writing the post that I deleted. Hopefully this one is much more light hearted and maybe even a bit funny or something...

I'm gonna go try to forget about terrifying things about the world now. Ttyl, I guess.

[just-messing-around]

People when they don't have to spend a lot of time around small kids like toddlers: *Food = food and drinks = drinks*

People after having to spend a lot of time with small kids: *Calls food and drinks 'num nums', sometimes even when they aren't around the kids just because they got so used to it*

So I'm basically just-

Me: Uhg, I'm hungry, I want num nums. Wait, why the fück did I just say that? Teddy (my almost 3 year old nephew) isn't even around right now.

(I know I talked about how I was unhappy that I had to miss his birthday, but I just called him 'almost 3'. It's because it was just an early celebration because his mom had a lot of time to focus because of harvest break and wasn't sure if she'd have a lot of time when his birthday actually comes, but still wanted to make sure he got a big celebration)

[viralparenting]

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[lovelifespecialist-blog]

Child problem solution: A child always completes the family. When a child took birth it gives the pleasure to both the mother and father.

Child problem solution: A child always completes the family. When a child took birth it gives the pleasure to both the mother and father. Every married couple wants a child in their life. But there are some people those who are not blessed with the child even after many years of marriage. When a couple gets married after sometime family puts the pressure of having baby. That makes the couple frustrating. It is not the couple do not need baby but it is gift of god. There are some couples those who are not blessed with this gift. Many people do take the help of medical science still they do not able to conceive a baby. Then last option left is astrology. It is the best child problem solution which can fulfill your dream.

CHILD PROBLEM SOLUTION

It is all the matter of the planets that do not let you to fulfill your dream of getting into parenthood. Every planet is associate with our life. When those planets displace from its place then we have to face problem. Consulting the astrologer will help you to get all the answers of your questions. If you fed up from the consulting various doctors then take the help of astrologer. You will get the answers of all your questions like:

When will you have your baby?

How many babies do you have?

Will there any kind of miscarriage problem will occur

How to remove such kind of the problem during pregnancy

And many more questions

The astrologer will give best of the child problem solution to you. A couple should consult the astrologer with their horoscope. The astrologer will observe the position of the planets and give them suitable solution. The astrologer will give you every possible solution of your problem. His guidance will help you to listen the voice of baby soon to your home.

So, never get disappointed from such kind of the problems. Rather than wasting money in hospitals consult the astrologer and fill your life with happiness. Perform all the remedies with good intentions and you will soon make your life full of happiness.

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